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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of August 10th-16th 2009:

Fail Whaling T-Shirt: Even Greenpeace can get behind Twitter fail whaling.

My Wife Cares About the Environment Shopping Bag: I’m whipped about the environment.

Astro Smooth T-Shirt: This astronaut can’t get enough Tang.

Ingredients T-Shirt: A recipe for human beings.

Pressure Points T-Shirt:
An instruction manual for your own demise.

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So, What is Chuck Norris problem with the Periodic Table? As this shirt lets you know, “Because he only recognizes the element of surprise”. Chuck may be tough, but he is apparently no chemistry major.

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No, this shirt has nothing to do with freedom of speech or religion, it merely states a motto that Chuck Norris can easily pull off: “I’m gonna hit you with so many rights you’re going to beg for a left”. That saying wouldn’t have the same effect coming from someone like Dwight Schrute.

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