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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of July 13th-19th, 2009:
Race Advantage T-Shirt: Lance Armstrong could use this race advantage.
Steel SAP Gloves: Are better than brass knuckles.
Spin Cycle T-Shirt: Should kitty be dried on ‘delicates’?
Hamburger Helper T-Shirt: You must really like Hamburger Helper.
Bling Soap On a Rope: Keep your rep at all times.
These guys have been getting their asses kicked in Space Invaders for the past 31 years. I’d say it’s time to discover camouflage and the art of guerrilla warfare and only break out their current moves when they go line dancing at an intergalactic hoedown.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of December 22nd-28th 2008:
Jack Skellington Circular Saw Belt Buckle: This belt buckle + Beer gut = stab wounds
Touch My Elf T-Shirt: Christmas Humor Divinyl’s Style.
Vacation in Sunny Guantanamo T-Shirt: Sun, sand…shackles.
Monkey Kung Fu with Knife T-Shirt: Don’t fight a confident monkey with a weapon.
Alien Santa Hat: Yet another Santa theory.
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According to the product page, this wallet is “disguised as a wad of shredded paper that you might just have pulled out of the office shredder.” So, according to this logic, would-be pickpockets would be thrown off by the perfectly square and flat wad of shredded paper in your pocket. Not likely. Furthermore, the product page also claims that this thin wallet will help you “say goodbye to unsightly bulges in your jeans.” Well now I’m really not interested.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of December 15th-21st 2008:
Love Fatigues: Even camouflage wants to get it on.
Dictionary T-Shirt: A gift idea for your word nerd.
Potato Chip Necklace: Protects against Count Carbula.
Paper Airplane Emergency T-Shirt: Even paper can cause a sucking chest wound.
Friday I’m In Love! T-Shirt: Fans of The Cure are the only people who will understand this shirt.
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Indoor camouflage with a twist. Look closely at that camouflage pattern. You will see more than leaves and branches in silhouette. That means you should be near invisible in the woods because of the coloring and in the midst of an orgy because of the design. Dual purpose.
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I find it hard to believe that any woman’s lifelong dream of her wedding included a camouflage dress. Nothing like making a lifelong commitment while wearing your deer hunting apparel. At least it is a dress you could get some use out of after the wedding.
The way I see it, traditional camouflage is missing one key ingredient: ninjas. These little ancient warriors will help you blend in and disappear the next time your are running around the woods in your underwear.
Product Page ($12 for the brief, $16 for the boxer brief)
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of May 26th to June 1st 2008:
Marine Digital Camouflage Tie: Blend seamlessly into the office jungle.
Petrosexual T-Shirt: For people who really…really love their pets.
Green Girl Umbrella: This girl has a lot of personality…for an umbrella.
Anal Probe T-Shirt: What’s that stuck up your ass?
Squid Meets the Golden Gate Bridge T-Shirt: Giant squid attacks San Francisco!
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Your co-workers may wonder what kind of pattern is on this tie. It looks pixellated and random, there is no real pattern at all. That is exactly as it should be since it is digital camouflage like the Marines clothing. You may not be able to tell with this blue shirt, but if you had a full outfit with this pattern you would be near invisible in the desert. In this case you are just near invisible at work, but more likely from your lack of attendance than from the camouflage tie itself. I also don’t think anyone is going to believe your out of shape body ever had what it takes to make it through Marine boot camp, but you can try.
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