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fast-foodzilla

A few burgers and large sodas and even previously feared Japanese monsters will put on a few pounds. The pudgy faced dinosaur with a gut doesn’t instill fear in too many people any more, unless they are behind him in line looking for a burger and some fries.

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Cow Mower T-Shirt

by Jeff Chenkus on August 10, 2009 · 0 comments

in T-Shirts

cow-mower

Forget bagging grass clippings, you just need to hire yourself a different breed of mower. Get yourself a few cows and you can feed them at the same time you get your lawn mowed. Plus, fattening them up can only lead to good things.

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of July 13th-19th, 2009:

Race Advantage T-Shirt: Lance Armstrong could use this race advantage.

Steel SAP Gloves: Are better than brass knuckles.

Spin Cycle T-Shirt: Should kitty be dried on ‘delicates’?

Hamburger Helper T-Shirt: You must really like Hamburger Helper.

Bling Soap On a Rope: Keep your rep at all times.

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hamburger-helper-shirt

Because only a serious fanatic would buy a customized Hamburger Helper shirt.

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burger-wallet

It’s time to redefine cool and sophisticated with designs like this. The next time a tuxedo-clad millionaire steps out of his Mercedes for valet parking, he should produce a cheeseburger from his pocket to provide that large tip. Same goes for the next Bond movie; when Q briefs 007, he should receive a cheeseburger wallet packed with the latest spy gadgets that is later used in an action sequence to save his life. This would be much more convincing than conventional leather. Am I alone?

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of June 8th-14th, 2009:

I Heart Pubes Tote Bag: There’s just something about those curls!

Super Mario 3 Necklace: Keeps the cartridge close to your heart.

H1-N1 T-Shirt: A toilet may be R2-D2’s unfortunate offspring.

Baron VonFunburger’s Haunted Castle Cavalcade T-Shirt: Enter if you dare.

Dog Meets Batman T-Shirt: What happens when a nerd and a dog are teleported together?

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baron-vonfunburger

Haunted high cholesterol and disastrous diabetes await you inside Baron VonFunburger’s Haunted Castle Cavalcade of Frightening Food. Enter at your own risk.

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broccoli-eating-hamburger

It appears that plants have had enough of cows grazing on them for their sustenance. Turnabout is fair play, as they say. That poor little hamburger thought he had nothing to worry about from what is an apprently toothy stalk of broccoli.

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of May 11th-17th, 2009:

Rubik’s Cube Swim Trunks: Definitely puzzling.

3-Way T-Shirt: Ever consider a 3-way?

Duck Hunter T-Shirt: Now the hunted.

Burger Brown and Cheese Yellow Asics: Fast food shoes? You can’t lose!

Dead Teddy Bear Bag: Can be stuffed with your…Stuff.

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fast-food-shoes

How many times have you thought: “Damn, if only they could package the subtle, stylish look of a Happy Meal into a shoe, I’d get so laid”. Well clear your calendar stud, because the Japanese heard you loud and clear! These Burger Brown and Cheese Yellow Asics come complete with french fry insoles, and combine the ugliness of 1991 skate fashion with the unbridled cool of Ronald McDonald. Only money and confidence is more attractive to the opposite sex.

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