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Taking weapons to the next level is this Armatix .22cal pistol, which comes with a custom wristwatch that is also responsible for sending a wireless arming signal to the gun, illuminating a green LED on the back of the gun and allowing it to fire. When the gun is not within a few inches of the watch, the gun will be disabled, as signified by a red LED. However all that safety will cost you. The limited edition pistol is selling for 7,000 euro, or about $9,700, and starts shipping next month.

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In The Headlights T-Shirt

Since humans only seem to interact with deer using bullets and automobiles, here’s a chilling vision of what things would look like if the roles were reversed.

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Utility BeltSince 1995 is long gone, you probably won’t remember the craptastic film “Tank Girl”, but you can now get a utility belt based on the comic strip that offers everything from tampons to bullets. It may pull your pants around your ankles and make normal activities like sitting down and walking through a metal detector virtually impossible, but it will all pay off that glorious day you’re in desperate need of twine or a Pooh toy.

Product Page: (£85, or about $138)

i-shoot-like-a-girl

You might want to think twice if you think someone shooting like a girl is safer than a male sharpshooter taking aim. A sharpshooter will likely aim for the chest where a bulletproof vest could be of use. Where that girl is going to aim you will have no protection at all.

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meatshield

A meatshield is only good for one thing, and that is taking bullets for you. Based on that criteria the previous owner of this shirt performed his job admirably. Unfortunately, it is one of those tasks you only get one shot at. No one wants a three day old meatshield.

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karate

You can’t roundhouse kick a bullet my friend.

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i-shot-the-serif

Instead of taking your frustrations out on poor lawmen, a common font is a much better target. Not something fancy like a Times Roman, but a very straight-forward sans serif. It is still recognizable with a small bullet hole in it.

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cod-beanie

This reversible beanie features enough weapons to outfit an army on one side, and a simple striped pattern on the other. Wear each side as a reflection of your mood—guns: angry, stripes: calm. Plus, it goes great with this belt buckle. An additional image is available after the break.

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Getaway Bag

by Jeff Chenkus on February 4, 2009 · 0 comments

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getaway-bag

The designer may have named this a Getaway Bag because it includes most items you normally need to take with you on vacation, passport, toothbrush, etc. But the gun and bullets make me think that they are talking about an entirely different kind of getaway.

Product Page ($88)

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 26th-February 1st, 2009:

“Stardust” Coffee Cell Phone Strap and Screen Cleaner: Ideal for the coffee connoisseur who is also a neat freak.

Watchmen Rubber Character Keychains: Can’t pick a favorite? When you order 5 you don’t have to decide.

Measurement Work Gloves: Not for multitasking.

Pee Ghost: Nothing is worse than being haunted by a pee ghost.

Hoverboard Champion: I’m a winner too… Just not yet.

The next five products are available after the break…

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