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Next time you go to a social function, strap on this Blinky brooch and melt a retro nerd’s heart. You can also impress them with your engineering skills and kindness by picking up some Legos and making the other three Pac Man ghosts so Blinky won’t feel so lonely bouncing up and down on your breasts all by himself.
Product Page: ($75)
If you wear this brooch to a party, here’s the sad truth about what will be going through the mind of every man you talk to… Either “damn, I wish that thing really worked”, or for the more active imagination, a sequence of events in this order: 1. Eyes go to your chest 2. Willpower turns the volume knob to zero 3. Eyes remain on chest.
Product Page: ($24.95)
Just when you thought there was nothing out there to spice up your look for the trailer park social, the smoke brooch steps in to save the day.
Product Page: (€16, or about $23.55)
When you think of uses for a disembodied skeleton hand your first thought probably isn’t hair clip, brooch, necklace, choker or bracelet. But someone saw the potential, and apparently made some money off it, because it’s currently sold out on Etsy. Same goes for the equally ingenious black stitches bracelet pictured after the break.
