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Put Wonder Woman to work with this bra, where her powers will be used to lift and support your breasts while using her super strength to eliminate boob spread. However, even as much as you may want it, the bra will not give you speed, agility or the ability to fly.
Product Page: (£14, or about $22)
Use your imagination and pretend this is supposed to look anything like a TMNT character instead of an excuse to see a woman wearing a revealing costume. Take away the sai and the tiny shell on the back and you’ll have something that looks more like “Santa’s Sexy Elf” sporting four freak abs and giant breast muscles.
We’ve written about a lot of amusing t-shirts in 2009, but we wen’t ahead and boiled the list down to 10 of our favorites. So enjoy—and have a happy new year!
Next time you go to a social function, strap on this Blinky brooch and melt a retro nerd’s heart. You can also impress them with your engineering skills and kindness by picking up some Legos and making the other three Pac Man ghosts so Blinky won’t feel so lonely bouncing up and down on your breasts all by himself.
Product Page: ($75)
The fact that these guys are small enough and lucky enough to be able to hide from trouble underneath a breast isn’t the point. The lesson you should be taking away from this is that you should have always have a backup plan. You can only wish it is as pleasant as this one.
Product Page ($18.99)
Under the list of features, the product page for this magic massage bra only lists one word: “sexy.” However, they also claim it can do everything from increasing your bust size to promoting better sleep.
Make breast more healthy: Pangao breast enhancer effectively make breast up, dredge breast glands, eliminate blood stasis and effectively prevent women from breast diseases and flaccid, also can move fat and make a well-shaped figure. If use it often, you can have a sound sleep, immunity from disease and better internal secretion.
Um…what? All I know is that this thing rubs boobs. I doubt women would find that as exciting as guys would find massage pants, but hey—don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.
Product Page (Pricing Available Upon Request)
“Schoolhouse Rock” characters collide with bread and a leper colony of mountain folk in an explosion of inspiration and artistic expression resulting in this pseudo-70’s backwoods slice of mold with one giant toofus. The best part? You can take him home and let him bounce between your breasts for $30… Any takers?
Product Page: ($30)
Whether you are breast feeding or warding off strange guys at bars, this reversible open/closed necklace will clearly display the status of your boobs.
Product Page ($45)
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of May 4th-10th, 2009:
Breast Guy T-Shirt: Even in a recession, you can always count on the sex industry to turn a profit.
Soccer Memories Shirt: This is what soccer is really all about.
Tattoo Tape: Dispenses body art by the foot.
Bigfoot vs. The Loch Ness Monster: The showdown for title of the ultimate urban legend.
Rebel Alliance vs Galactic Empire Gridiron Grudge Match Shirt: Who will emerge victorious in this clash of the titans?
In a troubled economy, electronics retailers often take a big hit. In feast or famine, you can count on the sex industry to turn a profit. That’s why Best Buy will diversify and open up a chain of stores where a man can be a man.
Product Page ($20)
