It seems that zombie men and women are not much different than the living variety. Its all about brains for both of them, although the women tend to get a little thrown off when a cute pair of shoes are found.
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If you are tired of reading the same, pointless chatter on Twitter day after day, just be thankful you aren’t a zombie. It’s always “brains?”, “brains.” and “brains!”
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With Halloween right around the corner, now is a good time to touch on zombie awareness, and this shirt will provide helpful tips on how to defeat the undead should they ever come to claim your brains as dinner.
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Harness an image of the King of Pop’s face to block out the light while you sleep with this Michael Jackson “Dangerous” sleep mask. Maybe when you wear it your dreams will involve you and Peter Pan flying over England while making nightly trips to Neverland to fight Captain Hook. It’ll be a nice change from the 8 hour porn movie that normally occupies that time slot.
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An easy way to show that Michael Jackson’s work will live on is this shirt that was originally made as a salute to Thriller. The shirt breaks down the zombie dance moves so you can have a guide for your own practice. Even if you have no plans on dancing, showing off zombies is always big with the ladies.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of June 29th-July 5th, 2009:
Walk of Shame T-Shirt: Race against embarrassment.
MySpace Tombstone T-Shirt: What’s MySpace?
Old School Shaggin’ Wagon: Not a lot of privacy, but it is only about what the chicks dig.
The Apple Shaving Accident: In just one second the pain is really going to hit.
Voodoo String Doll Keychain: Dreidel hustling time!
It looks like this zombie has things other than brains on his mind, and these hot shorts have the print to prove it. It also could be that he is confused about where your intelligence is really centered.
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This button will teach you how a zombie interprets each human he sees. Of course it all is related to what he thinks of the various cuts of meat that he can ingest. Brains get top billings, but the other parts are better than nothing. Wear it as a public service to teach others.
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Girls are always suckers for a man with brains. It turns some on, it provides sustenance to others. This happens to be one of those others.
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It is all well and good that zombies get as much use from a drive-thru as everyone else. But you know that the people in line behind this guy are going to be pretty upset with the service they get from a zombie cashier. “No, for the last time I don’t want brains!”
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