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Okay, I tried to pass off the Kinekt gear ring as a wedding band, but even I have to draw the line at these monster rings from Undead Ed. Unless you want to be married in the eyes of Satan, I would steer clear of these. A gallery is available after the break—I even threw in some monster bracelets for good measure.
Put Wonder Woman to work with this bra, where her powers will be used to lift and support your breasts while using her super strength to eliminate boob spread. However, even as much as you may want it, the bra will not give you speed, agility or the ability to fly.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 25th-31st, 2010:
Armatix .22 Pistol: Features ingenious wearable safety feature.
Ghost Dragon House: No wonder this house was so cheap.
Polaroid Peel Apart Film Messenger Bag: This messenger bag teaches you how easy it is to develop Polaroid film.
Behind the War: Everybody poops, even Darth Vader.
Epic Rock, Paper, Scissors: Cowboy vs. Ninja vs. Robot vs. Pirate vs. Zombie.
This Wonder Woman tiara, bracelet and lasso set is meant as a collectible display piece, but if any sexy women want to wear it that’s fine by me. Now, guys that want to put this stuff on a blow up doll with a taped-on face shot of Megan Fox is another matter altogether.
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Video games being blamed for the occasional teen sociopath is no better than rock music being blamed for trouble back in the 50’s. You are merely educating the elderly and ignorant when you wear this controller covered shirt.
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This guitar bracelet will show the world that you are a starving artist who is dedicated to the music. Couple this with the phrase “I’m a musician” and more often than not your friends will no longer expect you to pick up a tab, leave a tip or pay rent.
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Your typical charm bracelet is fine for things like going out to your average yuppie restaurant, but if you prefer biker bars then this weapons bracelet is much more appropriate.
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Lock n’ load this sterling silver Uzi bracelet on to your arm for a display of fashionable firepower. When all the women fighting over the Black Friday sale items at the mall see a no nonsense display like this, they’ll know that you’re not one to be trifled with.
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With today being Thanksgiving, it’s fitting that this spider waited until today to suck the guts out of the fattened golden fly. By having this on a bracelet you can use it as a reminder to be thankful for the fact that you aren’t a spider…or a fly.
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When you think of uses for a disembodied skeleton hand your first thought probably isn’t hair clip, brooch, necklace, choker or bracelet. But someone saw the potential, and apparently made some money off it, because it’s currently sold out on Etsy. Same goes for the equally ingenious black stitches bracelet pictured after the break.
