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There are not many clothes you can buy that will help with your lunch plans, but these black Decision Pants Food boxers come packaged in a plastic cube that you can roll to decide where to eat. You have enough big decisions to make at work every day, this will at least remove one worry while giving you that soft cotton undergarment that we all look for.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of June 29th-July 5th, 2009:
Walk of Shame T-Shirt: Race against embarrassment.
MySpace Tombstone T-Shirt: What’s MySpace?
Old School Shaggin’ Wagon: Not a lot of privacy, but it is only about what the chicks dig.
The Apple Shaving Accident: In just one second the pain is really going to hit.
Voodoo String Doll Keychain: Dreidel hustling time!
Thinking outside the box is good; thinking outside the boxers is bad if you are anywhere but in your living room alone. Even then I don’t want to know about it.
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A cheeky pair of boxers showing the wild animal’s sense of humor. This would be about the only time you should be showing your underwear to the world.
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The major characters of Star Wars would make an excellent band. This pair of boxers has an excellent graphic that captures them on stage with each playing the appropriate instrument. Chewbacca is the crazy drummer, Han Solo is the lead singer, C3PO is on the keyboards and Luke Skywalker is the lead guitarist. You can see the rapt attention of the crowd on the rear.
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Not only do these Ants In The Pants boxers bring a little humor to getting dressed in the morning, but they also come compressed to 2″ by 3″. You have to throw them into water to get them to expand into a normal sized pair of boxers.
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Apparently wildlife has no more sense of decorum than your husband does. You can’t really tell from this picture of the boxers, but I will make an assumption that all of these are male animals.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of August 4th to August 10th 2008:
Pirate Drinking Belt: What’s your poison?
Action Figure Boxers: The name “He-Man” is deceiving.
Computer Pirate T-Shirt: The 21st century pirate hard at work.
Nunchuck T-Shirt: These nunchucks are no good in a fight.
Rickrolled T-Shirt: Attention Rickrolling survivors.
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I pulled for Grilled Cheese and Bigfoot in the two other bouts, and I am pulling for boxers here—but he looks a little soft. He reminds me of Horeshack. And if you saw him in that celebrity boxing match a few years ago vs. Screech you know he doesn’t have it in him. Seriously, if you get your ass beat by Screech it is time to pack it in.
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Funny how your butt can give us a 1UP, but it is also one burrito away from taking life away. Front view available after the break.
