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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of June 29th-July 5th, 2009:
Walk of Shame T-Shirt: Race against embarrassment.
MySpace Tombstone T-Shirt: What’s MySpace?
Old School Shaggin’ Wagon: Not a lot of privacy, but it is only about what the chicks dig.
The Apple Shaving Accident: In just one second the pain is really going to hit.
Voodoo String Doll Keychain: Dreidel hustling time!
It is no secret that most people figure that Scooby and Shaggy were wasted most of the time. So I guess it comes as no surprise for them to appropriate Las Vegas’ slogan to keep prying eyes away from their private activities. Whether that activity is illegal drugs or something involving Daphne is open to interpretation.
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Not only do these Ants In The Pants boxers bring a little humor to getting dressed in the morning, but they also come compressed to 2″ by 3″. You have to throw them into water to get them to expand into a normal sized pair of boxers.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 5th 2009-January 11th 2009:
Longest Bar Belt: Dirty bird drinks at the longest bar in town.
Trooper Bride: Do you take this Stormtrooper to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Rorschach T-Shirt: The many faces of Rorschach.
Gut and Butt Boxer Shorts: If you can’t hide it, make fun of it.
Baconbot T-Shirt: The world needs a robot bacon toaster.
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Yeah, big guts and fat butts is the look we are all going for. Even if you don’t quite measure up, these boxer shorts will give you that stylish plumber look.
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It is awfully difficult to lug a trail map around the slopes with you all day. With the number of times you wipe out in a cloud of snow, the thing is bound to get wet and unreadable. Wear a pair of these silk shorts and have a trail map for any one of 13 different ski areas just a quick unzip away. They have one with a map of the NYC subway system as well. I can’t really decide whether it is odder to drop your pants in the streets of NY or on top of a freezing mountain.
You already know how a night of hard drinking turns out for you. Even a hard drinking leprechaun can lose his Lucky Charms if he isn’t careful. I guess all those mini marshmallows in his stomach weren’t much of a buffer against whiskey.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of August 4th to August 10th 2008:
Pirate Drinking Belt: What’s your poison?
Action Figure Boxers: The name “He-Man” is deceiving.
Computer Pirate T-Shirt: The 21st century pirate hard at work.
Nunchuck T-Shirt: These nunchucks are no good in a fight.
Rickrolled T-Shirt: Attention Rickrolling survivors.
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What is that leprechaun staring at? And what is so “magically delicious?” Unless you have a rainbow filled with some pink hearts, blue moons, orange stars or green clovers coming out of your ass, my guess its that this little guy has some perverted thoughts on his mind. The reverse image is available after the break.
If you are old school enough, you may have had a whole mess of He-Man toys back in the day. Hell, you may have even fantasized about being He-Man, wielding a Power Sword and riding atop Battle Cat. But if you think about it, the name “He-Man” is a little deceiving. I mean, he may be master of the universe, but he isn’t packing anything down there. That having been said, maybe these action figure boxer shorts make an association that you really want to avoid.
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