Leave it to the wife to ruin all an alien’s fun. All he is looking for is a little bonding with his alien brethren and he has to endure the indignity of being dragged home by his ear-like appendage.
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It’s time to redefine cool and sophisticated with designs like this. The next time a tuxedo-clad millionaire steps out of his Mercedes for valet parking, he should produce a cheeseburger from his pocket to provide that large tip. Same goes for the next Bond movie; when Q briefs 007, he should receive a cheeseburger wallet packed with the latest spy gadgets that is later used in an action sequence to save his life. This would be much more convincing than conventional leather. Am I alone?
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Nothing brings molecules together like getting wasted over several cups of Hydrogen, Oxygen and Carbon.
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If this bag doesn’t stop thieves then nothing will. Any sane thief would not be trying to steal anything that looks like a policeman’s badge, and even if they were that stupid they would have difficulty wresting it from you when you have it cuffed to your arm. It will allow you to indulge in a little of your bondage fantasies as well.
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Like a chastity belt for your chest, this stainless steel bra will allow access to only those that have they key. While it may give great support, it is not ideal for second dates or anyone that may develop an itch in a place they cannot get to. If you tire of the whole bondage thing then you could probably just detach the cups and use them as water bowls for your pet.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products from the week of September 15th to the 21st 2008:
“Bond, Molecular Bond” Tote Bag: Bond for science nerds.
Know You Medieval Head Wounds T-Shirt: Very important knowledge to have.
Planet of the Crepes: Damn you all to hell!
The Bathroom Sombrero: Products that should exist, but don’t.
FrankEinstein Shirt: Grab the torches!
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You think James Bond is cool and molecular bonds are for nerds? You obviously don’t understand science, without molecular bonds we would have nothing. But who gets the hot women? It isn’t the molecular bond.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of September 8th to the 14th 2008:
M.C. Escher Office Space T-Shirt: Escher re-imagines the office space.
Evolution is Following Me T-Shirt: Neanderthals are stalkers.
Dinosaur Necklace: It’s “T-Rex-Tastic.”
Bakula T-Shirt: Beware of the deadly Count Bakula.
Love / Hate Tattoo Gloves: Look hard even when your poor little hands are chilly.
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Apparently, the Algerian love knot necklace Vesper Lynd wore in Casino Royale also plays a role in the upcoming Bond film Quantum of Solace. Prop replicas of the necklace are available, but I can’t promise it will make you look as ridiculously hot as actress Eva Green (pictured after the break).
You want that drink shaken or stirred? No need to tax your brain worrying about things like that, just check your cufflinks. Check your drinking arm and have it made the way the cufflink instructs. It will always be a surprise after putting these on in your bleary eyed, early morning stupor.
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