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They never talk about him, but there is a Autobot named Sassatron that transforms into a dress as part of a full body makeover. Here’s a rare spy shot. Also available in Megatron version (dress and leggings).

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The guys at Teextile have teamed up with Fashionably Geek to help you add to your ever-growing collection of nerdy t-shirts. In fact, we are are hooking up 10 lucky readers—and all you need to do is email us at contests@fashionablygeek.com with “Teextile Contest” in the subject line. In the body, add your shipping address, the Teextile shirt of your choice and the size you need.

Alternatively, you could become a fan of the new Fashionably Geek Facebook page and leave a comment in the contest thread with the shirt and size you want. Keep in mind that Teextile sells four shirts at a time, and at least one new shirt is added every week. So the lineup is subject to change. Winners will be chosen at random and the last day to enter is Sunday, February 14th (can you say Valentine’s Day gift?). Good luck!  (Teextile)

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is the funniest show on TV. And there is no greater proof of that than the Dick Towel they featured on an episode this season. The good news is that 4 lucky readers from Fashionably Geek and our sister site Nerd Approved can get the Dick Towel of their choice by emailing contests@fashionablygeek.com with “Dick Towel Contest” in the subject line.” In the body, just let us know which towel you prefer (black or white) along with a shipping address.

Alternatively, you could become a fan on our new Facebook page and simply comment in the contest thread. The final day to enter is Friday, February 12th and winners will be chosen at random (only readers 18 years or older are eligible). So, if you want to scare and offend large groups of people at the beach this year, this towel is how you do it. Enter today!

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 25th-31st, 2010:

Armatix .22 Pistol: Features ingenious wearable safety feature.

Ghost Dragon House: No wonder this house was so cheap.

Polaroid Peel Apart Film Messenger Bag: This messenger bag teaches you how easy it is to develop Polaroid film.

Behind the War: Everybody poops, even Darth Vader.

Epic Rock, Paper, Scissors: Cowboy vs. Ninja vs. Robot vs. Pirate vs. Zombie.

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There are a lot of lessons to be taken from this simple picture of Darth Vader doing his business. He doesn’t read while on the toilet, he could probably use some stool softener, he is very careless with his lightsaber when nature calls and privacy does not seem to be a concern among the officers of the Galactic Empire.

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Or don’t. Kudos to NBC for investing so much money to cover an event so few care about. Could have probably just covered figure skating and been done with it.

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blink182 haiti shirt

Man, I didn’t even know Blink 182 was still a band. At any rate, they are together, recording an album apparently, and selling a shirt with 100% of the proceeds going to Red Cross Haiti. The $15 shirt starts shipping tomorrow.

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pac man knuckles tattoo

Besides the fact that this Pac-Man tattoo looks like it was applied in prison, you never want body art that will make the guy you are punching laugh hysterically.

(Ugliest Tattoos via Geekologie)

game boy tube dressIf your idea of sensuality is having your body covered with retro nerd thumbs while you make tetris noises, this Game Boy tube dress will help make it happen.

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From the project page:

The suit acts as a transportable and adjustable cocoon that allows for constant air flow in a variety of different positions and environments. The sleep suit provides for a sound 30 minute nap. The structure of the material, a structural pleat, is used as a means to create feelings of connected and disconnectedness as well as provide varying levels of support for different parts of the body. By thinking of the cut pattern as sections of the body, the structure can act as a semi-permeable outer skin.

This is all just a way of sugarcoating the fact that there’s a giant, ferocious crepe paper decoration walking among us, threatening to coat its victims in a tissue papery cocoon.

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