Next time you go to a social function, strap on this Blinky brooch and melt a retro nerd’s heart. You can also impress them with your engineering skills and kindness by picking up some Legos and making the other three Pac Man ghosts so Blinky won’t feel so lonely bouncing up and down on your breasts all by himself.
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I can’t believe that Blinky fell for this. There was no way that Pac Man was going to treat him to a nice supper. This became evident almost immediately when Pac Man’s first course was a giant large ball. He may as well try running because sitting there sweating nervously is not going to get him anywhere. Last Supper indeed.
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Looking like an exceptionally simple game of “Where’s Waldo”, these slip on sneakers are covered with small black ghosts, with just one red Blinky mixed in among them. He actually looks a bit more orange in this picture, but Blinky himself is certainly red.
It is kind of hard to go wrong when combining slip on sneakers with Pac Man. It seems like products based on that game will just never end.
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