Even though Loch Ness, Bigfoot and Chupacabra didn’t show up, the Monster class reunion was a big hit. Apparently, those guys have gotten so full of themselves that they have forgotten all about their small town roots.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of October 4th-11th, 2009:
DIY Super Mario Piranha Plant Scarf: Create an awesome looking piranha plant scarves.
Animated Space Invaders T-Shirt: Draws attention away from your body.
Crib Sheet Shirts: Get high marks, but fall short on subtlety.
Three Wolf, Three Alien Moon Abduction Shirt: Moon/animal shirts reach their zenith.
Simpsons Undies Trucker Cap: Homer Simpson streaks across your baseball cap.
If you should ever find yourself face to face with Bigfoot, ask him the time. He would be happy to oblige by pointing it out with his gigantic arms. The “Sasqwatch” honors natures mysterious timekeeper with his very own wristwatch.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of May 4th-10th, 2009:
Breast Guy T-Shirt: Even in a recession, you can always count on the sex industry to turn a profit.
Soccer Memories Shirt: This is what soccer is really all about.
Tattoo Tape: Dispenses body art by the foot.
Bigfoot vs. The Loch Ness Monster: The showdown for title of the ultimate urban legend.
Rebel Alliance vs Galactic Empire Gridiron Grudge Match Shirt: Who will emerge victorious in this clash of the titans?
Bigfoot has taken on unicorns and Abe Lincoln, but now it is time for the main event. Bigfoot vs. the Loch Ness Monster for the championship.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of March 2nd-8th, 2009:
Battle Of The Galaxies Hat: Grudge match between neighbors.
“Oh Nooo” T-Shirt: Kool Aid learns brick is harder than glass.
Martian Next Door T-Shirt: Even nerds like boobies.
Sasquats: Bigfoot’s exercise regimen.
Hoverboard T-Shirt: Hoverboards need land & creative imaginations.
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No wonder people are afraid of Bigfoot, the creature’s workouts give him legs of steel. Just look at the number of plates on that bar.
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Standing atop the vanquished, only two combatants remain in this brutal pillow fight to the death. Which pillow will emerge victorious? Which pillow is just plain soft?
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The Association of Sasquatch Seekers is looking for a few good men and women to fill their ranks. So, the next time someone calls you an asshat, you can hold your head high and say “Yes, yes I am!”
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I pulled for Grilled Cheese and Bigfoot in the two other bouts, and I am pulling for boxers here—but he looks a little soft. He reminds me of Horeshack. And if you saw him in that celebrity boxing match a few years ago vs. Screech you know he doesn’t have it in him. Seriously, if you get your ass beat by Screech it is time to pack it in.
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