If you want to wear a belt buckle that makes a bold statement about other people’s stupidity, you had best be sure that your spelling is correct. Spell check can’t fix everything.
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Brian Griffin may ask Stewie why the hell he pronounces all words starting with ‘wh’ as ‘hw’, but your English teacher in High School would probably agree with Stewie, stupid as it sounds. Taking any life lessons from a cartoon may not be in your best interest in any case.
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You have to think that no one feels so helpless as the poor goldfish stuck in his bowl with your owner’s feline assassins constantly alert for a chance to get you. How that balance of power would shift with a robot body and some mind reading hardware.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of December 7th-13th, 2009:
New Feature: Show us your geekiest t-shirts and gear.
Brownies T-Shirt: The official shirt of the stupidest 911 call in history.
Burrito Glasses: You need a pair.
Corn dog missile strike hat: Imagine getting bombarded with batter-dipped and fried wieners from above.
Someone is Reading My Shirt T-Shirt: Your boobs have their own Twitter account.
Given the choice of which monkey behavior should be the first to go, I think the spanking would be the choice over seeing, hearing or speaking evil. I am sure the monkeys are wondering how they ever got associated with such behavior.
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The picture of using stairs in case of fire on this t-shirt matches the words, but completely misses the point. Using short phrases in English can certainly lead to some dangerous misunderstandings.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of October 19th-25th, 2009:
Emergency Break Glass Condom or Money Holder Buckle: In case of fire, have sex.
Condom Box T-Shirt: Annnd it’s a Windows 7 condom box t-shirt.
Flash Star Trek T-Shirt: The only thing nerdier than a Star Trek shirt is…
Glow in the Dark Steampunk Ouija Board T-Shirt: Play the internet’s Ouija Board shirt to discover the next big thing.
Skeleton Belt: Holds your beers.
This emergency condom belt buckle seems to suggest that the appropriate course of action in a fire is to have protected sex. So, you’ll burn to death because you decided to stay and have sex, but at least you won’t get the clap.
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A member of the BenHeck.com forums has provided step by step instructions on how you can cleanly integrate a LED into a Zelda Tri-Force belt buckle. At the press of a button it will bring a divine sort of glory to your crotch, beckoning you to come towards the white light. Check out the pic after the break to see it in action.
The average person that sees you wearing this belt buckle may not make the connection that it is actually the Stewie Griffin version of Darth Vader. The shape should give it away, but those who see it either aren’t close enough to grasp the head shape or don’t have enough appreciation for Family Guy to immediately recognize it. The true fanboys will get it right away and that is who you wear it for.
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