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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of February 1st-7th, 2010:
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Captain Kirk Skirt: Boldly goes where no trekkie has gone before.
Reebok ZigTech: Like “An energy drink for your feet”.
Super Mario Tote Bag: Super Mario tote bag vs. the supermarket.
Disturbia’s Spring/Summer Collection: Lives up to the name (NSFW).
What does Batman listen to on his iPod while fighting crime? Bluegrass music that’s heavy on the banjos. You heard it here first.
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If you want to wear a belt buckle that makes a bold statement about other people’s stupidity, you had best be sure that your spelling is correct. Spell check can’t fix everything.
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Brian Griffin may ask Stewie why the hell he pronounces all words starting with ‘wh’ as ‘hw’, but your English teacher in High School would probably agree with Stewie, stupid as it sounds. Taking any life lessons from a cartoon may not be in your best interest in any case.
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You have to think that no one feels so helpless as the poor goldfish stuck in his bowl with your owner’s feline assassins constantly alert for a chance to get you. How that balance of power would shift with a robot body and some mind reading hardware.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of December 7th-13th, 2009:
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Brownies T-Shirt: The official shirt of the stupidest 911 call in history.
Burrito Glasses: You need a pair.
Corn dog missile strike hat: Imagine getting bombarded with batter-dipped and fried wieners from above.
Someone is Reading My Shirt T-Shirt: Your boobs have their own Twitter account.
Given the choice of which monkey behavior should be the first to go, I think the spanking would be the choice over seeing, hearing or speaking evil. I am sure the monkeys are wondering how they ever got associated with such behavior.
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There have been other takes on the Batman Utility Belt in the past, but few are as finely crafted as this version from JLA. Unfortunately, there are no grappling hooks or bat-shaped throwing stars in those leather pouches, which makes it hard to justify spending $280 on. Plus, they claim that it is only “a prop replica only and not meant to be worn.” Please—if I’m spending that much on a belt, I’m going to wear it even in the most inappropriate situations. Situations like: with a suit at work, or when I’m naked and ready for some sexy time with my lady. When she protests, I will simply say: “I’m the Batman.”
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The picture of using stairs in case of fire on this t-shirt matches the words, but completely misses the point. Using short phrases in English can certainly lead to some dangerous misunderstandings.
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Since today is that special day, it’s time to take a look back and list the top ten Halloween related products posted on Fashionably Geek in the past year. Enjoy!
Nike Dunk High Premium (3.5y-7y) Boys’ Shoe: This Nike shoe would go great with your Halloween costume.
Gruesome Nightstalker Shirt: Glows in the dark.
We Carves People Shirt: Pumpkins like carving too.
WeBite 35 Vampires T-shirt: Can you name all 35 vampires?
Halloween Butt Tank Top: As if tank tops weren’t classy enough…
