The picture of using stairs in case of fire on this t-shirt matches the words, but completely misses the point. Using short phrases in English can certainly lead to some dangerous misunderstandings.
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Since today is that special day, it’s time to take a look back and list the top ten Halloween related products posted on Fashionably Geek in the past year. Enjoy!
Nike Dunk High Premium (3.5y-7y) Boys’ Shoe: This Nike shoe would go great with your Halloween costume.
Gruesome Nightstalker Shirt: Glows in the dark.
We Carves People Shirt: Pumpkins like carving too.
WeBite 35 Vampires T-shirt: Can you name all 35 vampires?
Halloween Butt Tank Top: As if tank tops weren’t classy enough…
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of October 19th-25th, 2009:
Emergency Break Glass Condom or Money Holder Buckle: In case of fire, have sex.
Condom Box T-Shirt: Annnd it’s a Windows 7 condom box t-shirt.
Flash Star Trek T-Shirt: The only thing nerdier than a Star Trek shirt is…
Glow in the Dark Steampunk Ouija Board T-Shirt: Play the internet’s Ouija Board shirt to discover the next big thing.
Skeleton Belt: Holds your beers.
This emergency condom belt buckle seems to suggest that the appropriate course of action in a fire is to have protected sex. So, you’ll burn to death because you decided to stay and have sex, but at least you won’t get the clap.
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A member of the BenHeck.com forums has provided step by step instructions on how you can cleanly integrate a LED into a Zelda Tri-Force belt buckle. At the press of a button it will bring a divine sort of glory to your crotch, beckoning you to come towards the white light. Check out the pic after the break to see it in action.
Enjoy hands-free freedom at this year’s Halloween party with the Drinking Skull Belt. Apparently, the guy with the grenade tattoo is on some sort of 12-step program.
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There is nothing like seeing this beautiful shade of Microsoft blue as you are working on a huge presentation that you have not had a chance to save to disk yet. For all the time you have spent redoing work that you lost to the blue screen of death, you may as well use it as a fashion accessory. Just hope that the blue screen on your belt doesn’t cause you to lose anything in that general area.
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The average person that sees you wearing this belt buckle may not make the connection that it is actually the Stewie Griffin version of Darth Vader. The shape should give it away, but those who see it either aren’t close enough to grasp the head shape or don’t have enough appreciation for Family Guy to immediately recognize it. The true fanboys will get it right away and that is who you wear it for.
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Even though they’ve been extinct for millions of years, T-Rex’s appetite lives on, only now his tastes have shifted toward money rather than other animals. You’ll realize this if you want him to hold up your pants.
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Since 1995 is long gone, you probably won’t remember the craptastic film “Tank Girl”, but you can now get a utility belt based on the comic strip that offers everything from tampons to bullets. It may pull your pants around your ankles and make normal activities like sitting down and walking through a metal detector virtually impossible, but it will all pay off that glorious day you’re in desperate need of twine or a Pooh toy.
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