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Hit the bank, or the slopes wearing one of these stylish ski masks. Go as a hamburger, werewolf, clown or Jesus. Maybe you and your crew can mix and match—although it’s more difficult for a teller to take you seriously when the bank is being robbed by a burger and Jesus. It might also lead to some unwanted nicknames in the local press. I can picture it now: “The Jesusburger Gang strikes again!”
If you want your head look like a giant cupcake, prepare to hear that as a lame pickup line at least once.
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The evil monkey from Family Guy only makes an occasional appearance. This beanie is reversible with the one side being just the word evil and the other having the monkey just making a small appearance. You don’t get a full look at him, he is sneaky like that.
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Every year, a flood of St. Patrick’s Day-related clothing and accessories hit the market. These are 8 must-haves for any Irish drunk.
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of February 9th-15th, 2009:
Master Control T-shirt: Tron 2009 is more depressing than the original.
Pac-Man Headband: A sweaty geek lifesaver.
The Glove N-8-R: Doing your outdoor chores would be a bit easier if you were a cyborg.
I Love You More Than Bacon: Show her you really care.
Call Of Duty Beanie: Keeps you warm with tons of guns.
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This reversible beanie features enough weapons to outfit an army on one side, and a simple striped pattern on the other. Wear each side as a reflection of your mood—guns: angry, stripes: calm. Plus, it goes great with this belt buckle. An additional image is available after the break.
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of February 2nd-8th, 2009:
Instant Hero Shirt: Comes in handy in a pinch.
Alien Disintegrator Shirt: Offers no protection.
Rorschach Beanie Mask: Hides your hideousness.
The Uncomb: Makes bed-head easy.
T-Shirt Hell Going Out Of Business Sale: Get ‘em while you can.
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If you have read Watchmen, you know that Rorschach is juuust a bit unstable. He is also a remarkably unattractive man. The inkblot mask he wears is more than just a costume—it is his identity. Now you can escape from your past and remake yourself in a similar fashion using this beanie mask.
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In anticipation for the movie, I am in the midst of reading the Watchmen. It is absolutely brilliant—I can’t believe I missed out on it all these years. Unfortunately, with the Fox lawsuit over the film going forward, we may have to rely on the graphic novel and shirts like “The Many Faces of Rorschach” to get our fix for a little while longer.
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You are never going to be cool in 2009 if you don’t get yourself some type of “Watchmen” paraphernalia. This beanie featuring “the end is nigh” graffiti is a nice keepsake from that alternate 1985 reality. Current release date for both the beanie and the movie is March 2009, let’s hope they both stay that way.
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