My guess is that most delivery guys dream of knocking on a door that’s answered by a gorgeous woman wearing next to nothing. In this scenario, something a lot more unpleasant seems to have occurred. Seeing that the man was carrying a briefcase full of money, the delivery guy probably felt his tip was insufficient. Needless to say, the customer didn’t take kindly to that. One thing led to another and now we have ourselves a good old fashioned film standoff.
Actually, I don’t know if this guy was there for a delivery, but, either way, he doesn’t have the upper hand in this battle. It could have been worse I suppose—in addition to the gun and the briefcase full of money, the guy could have been the one answering the door wearing next to nothing. And maybe he doesn’t take no for an answer.
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I don’t think the Pirate and the Zombie are going to make it past the opening round. You just can’t win Rock, Paper, Scissors with “hook” and “nothing.”
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This shirt gives a clear picture of why firing blindly at every large ship on the seas can be a mistake, that cruise ship may be large but it presents no danger to anyone. Maybe now someone will address the problem with the game of Battleship and its use of dropping bombs with no idea of what you are shooting at.
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Shadow puppets are normally a last ditch effort to entertain yourself during a power outage. However, the inspiration drawn from these pendants and pins may awaken your inner nerd, resulting in a battle of wills over the flashlight. Check out the additional designs on the product page.
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The lines have been drawn in the woodland war. Victory could easily fall with the insanely huge bear, but I wouldn’t discount someone who can stand a tractor on two wheels, even if it is Tonka size.
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It was the bloodiest battle in the history of food. Today, many a tourist has claimed a supernatural encounter while visiting the battlefield. Often, they hear the screams of wounded tomatoes as the doctors go to work, see rivers running with ketchup and feel the hair standing up on their neck as a faint smell of cherries floats through the air.
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Even if the movie is mostly horrible, this Gi Joe shirt is 100% awesome. And knowing is half the battle.
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