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This shirt gives a clear picture of why firing blindly at every large ship on the seas can be a mistake, that cruise ship may be large but it presents no danger to anyone. Maybe now someone will address the problem with the game of Battleship and its use of dropping bombs with no idea of what you are shooting at.
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Shadow puppets are normally a last ditch effort to entertain yourself during a power outage. However, the inspiration drawn from these pendants and pins may awaken your inner nerd, resulting in a battle of wills over the flashlight. Check out the additional designs on the product page.
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The lines have been drawn in the woodland war. Victory could easily fall with the insanely huge bear, but I wouldn’t discount someone who can stand a tractor on two wheels, even if it is Tonka size.
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Gi Joe and Cobra Tossel Caps will keep you warm this winter. They will also insulate you from the affection of females. Now you know…and knowing is half the battle. The Cobra version is available after the break.
It was the bloodiest battle in the history of food. Today, many a tourist has claimed a supernatural encounter while visiting the battlefield. Often, they hear the screams of wounded tomatoes as the doctors go to work, see rivers running with ketchup and feel the hair standing up on their neck as a faint smell of cherries floats through the air.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of August 10th-16th 2009:
Fail Whaling T-Shirt: Even Greenpeace can get behind Twitter fail whaling.
My Wife Cares About the Environment Shopping Bag: I’m whipped about the environment.
Astro Smooth T-Shirt: This astronaut can’t get enough Tang.
Ingredients T-Shirt: A recipe for human beings.
Pressure Points T-Shirt: An instruction manual for your own demise.
Even if the movie is mostly horrible, this Gi Joe shirt is 100% awesome. And knowing is half the battle.
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No doubt inspired by the classic image created by advertising company DDB, this shirt illustrates a civilized battle between Alien and Predator. What they don’t show you is the Predator firing off a shoulder cannon shot after smack talk by the Alien proved too much to bear.
Having a Mega Blaster arm can come in handy when in actual battle, but it is a definite liability when playing video games. Apparently Mega Man just gets a little too excited going back to his old school origins on the Nintendo.
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This is either a display of pity for the underdog, or a feeble attempt by the dark side to make stormtroopers look more intimidating. Either way, everyone will know where your allegiance lies. Just don’t expect these guys to to a good job protecting you when the Rebel Alliance shows up, ’cause they suck in battle. A tie featuring the same design is pictured after the break.
