Pump yourself up for a big presentation by flipping on your light switch cufflinks and consulting your affirmation box. Don’t worry, you have your lucky Batman adult Underoos on too—there’s no way you can fail.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of August 10th-16th 2009:
Fail Whaling T-Shirt: Even Greenpeace can get behind Twitter fail whaling.
My Wife Cares About the Environment Shopping Bag: I’m whipped about the environment.
Astro Smooth T-Shirt: This astronaut can’t get enough Tang.
Ingredients T-Shirt: A recipe for human beings.
Pressure Points T-Shirt: An instruction manual for your own demise.
Think you measure up to the Caped Crusader? Consult this flowchart shirt to see if you are the right person for the job.
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Although not quite as disturbing as foot pajamas for adults, these Underoo-style briefs for men are right up there. Available in Batman and Superman versions. An additional image is pictured after the break.
For the man that longs to be naked and free but is too timid to do so, I give you the assless outfit compromise. Money shot is available after the break.
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of June 8th-14th, 2009:
I Heart Pubes Tote Bag: There’s just something about those curls!
Super Mario 3 Necklace: Keeps the cartridge close to your heart.
H1-N1 T-Shirt: A toilet may be R2-D2’s unfortunate offspring.
Baron VonFunburger’s Haunted Castle Cavalcade T-Shirt: Enter if you dare.
Dog Meets Batman T-Shirt: What happens when a nerd and a dog are teleported together?
No matter where they try to run and hide, Superman, Batman, a Smurf and Homer Simpson will always be easily recognized. Additional shirts are available after the break.
Remember when you were young enough that you could wear a cowboy hat, cape and suspenders and everyone would call it “cute.” Yeah, those days are over my friend. Halloween and comic book conventions are your only outlets these days—unless you have a superhero bathrobe. Choose from Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman (additional versions pictured after the break).
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of March 16th-22nd, 2009:
Shit, It’s Raining Umbrella: It sure is, my umbrella says so.
Nike’s Wii-Themed Blazers: Hey, a white shoe!
8 Essential St. Patrick’s Day Garments and Accessories: 8 must-haves for any Irish drunk.
Hoodies Made From Blow Up Dolls: Bust out the Clorox.
Ghost Catcher Shirt: Pac Man is getting lazy.
