You know those special moments when you click on a link and nothing happens? That really pisses your cursor off and sends him into a cavalcade of foul language worthy of the finest Jersey construction sites.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of October 19th-25th, 2009:
Emergency Break Glass Condom or Money Holder Buckle: In case of fire, have sex.
Condom Box T-Shirt: Annnd it’s a Windows 7 condom box t-shirt.
Flash Star Trek T-Shirt: The only thing nerdier than a Star Trek shirt is…
Glow in the Dark Steampunk Ouija Board T-Shirt: Play the internet’s Ouija Board shirt to discover the next big thing.
Skeleton Belt: Holds your beers.
When you hurt yourself, you may find that the same expletive is always on deck waiting to voice your displeasure. These “Bitch Bandages” offer four time-tested favorites that will add some words to your roster and help keep your use of profanities in a healthy rotation. Chances are, you’ll see a dramatic spike in the use of more sanitary terms like “crap!” or “balls!”, allowing the f-bomb to only be called up for major trauma. I’m sure your wife and kids will appreciate that one.
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What other product will protect your cuts, allow you to make better hand faces and offer up the healing power of a mustache in one handy bandage? These things will sell themselves.
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Expensive shoes and new sneakers do not always treat your feet well. Blisters are bound to be a side effect of your stylish shoe choice. These bandages will let you protect those injured feet with the very products that caused the injury in the first place.
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