I know what your thinking: “Where do I get the transfer?”
My only qualm with this work of art is that the viscous slathering of butter really ought to be on the the wearer’s left side, right below his heart. Besides that all of the embelishments are there: the knives, the fat, the banner of bacon right over the gut. C’est magnifique!
(via Ugliest Tattoos)

Nothing like wearing an update of the cheesy advertisements that were in the back of old comic books. This group of ads is updated for today’s technology but continues with the tradition of being pretty much crap other than the zombification kit. That could come in real handy.
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The fact that the human brain can control the whole body but lacks self-understanding leads us to one of two conclusions: Either neurons aren’t cool enough to gain the recognition they deserve, or there’s something they don’t want us to know. Either way the results are the same: nobody who sees this design on a tie is going to understand what the hell they’re looking at.
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Do you have what it takes to guide Mr. Bacon through the hazards of Meatland? Do you have the guts to wear underwear on your hands in public? If you answered yes to both these questions, Nerd Approved and Fashionably Geek are proud to be the first to offer you the unique opportunity to win Mr. Bacon’s Big Adventure Board Game and Handerpants from Archie McPhee. All you need to do is tweet this post or anything mentioning @NerdApproved. The more times you tweet, the more chances you have to win. The last day to enter is Friday July 31st. Good luck!
Congratulations to Karla Lineback our Archie McPhee bacon belt contest winner. I know she must be waiting anxiously by her mailbox right now in anticipation of the glory that is to come.