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I know what your thinking: “Where do I get the transfer?”

My only qualm with this work of art is that the viscous slathering of butter really ought to be on the the wearer’s left side, right below his heart.  Besides that all of the embelishments are there: the knives, the fat, the banner of bacon right over the gut.  C’est magnifique!

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retro-geekness

Nothing like wearing an update of the cheesy advertisements that were in the back of old comic books. This group of ads is updated for today’s technology but continues with the tradition of being pretty much crap other than the zombification kit. That could come in real handy.

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Neuron TieThe fact that the human brain can control the whole body but lacks self-understanding leads us to one of two conclusions: Either neurons aren’t cool enough to gain the recognition they deserve, or there’s something they don’t want us to know. Either way the results are the same: nobody who sees this design on a tie is going to understand what the hell they’re looking at.

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bacon handerpants contest

Just a reminder that today is the last day to win the two stupidest products ever made—the Mr. Bacon board game and a pair of Handerpants from Archie McPhee. Just tweet this post or anything mentioning @NerdApproved and you are automatically entered to win. The more you tweet, the more chances you have.

bacon handerpants contest

Who wouldn’t want a Mr. Bacon board game and a pair of Handerpants? Correction—who wouldn’t want them if they were free? Just tweet this post or anything mentioning @NerdApproved between now and July 31st and you are automatically entered to win. The more you tweet, the more chances you have to win.

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of July 20th-26th, 2009:

Contest: Enter to win Mr. Bacon board game and handerpants.

Hot Stormy Lovin’ T-Shirt: Awkward moments on the Death Star.

Handerpants: Tighty whities for your hands.

Fishbowl Bag: Takes you shopping with the fishes.

Bicycle Necklace: Painstakingly handcrafted by insane clowns.

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bacon handerpants contest

Do you have what it takes to guide Mr. Bacon through the hazards of Meatland? Do you have the guts to wear underwear on your hands in public? If you answered yes to both these questions, Nerd Approved and Fashionably Geek are proud to be the first to offer you the unique opportunity to win Mr. Bacon’s Big Adventure Board Game and Handerpants from Archie McPhee. All you need to do is tweet this post or anything mentioning @NerdApproved. The more times you tweet, the more chances you have to win. The last day to enter is Friday July 31st. Good luck!

bacon-belt-smCongratulations to Karla Lineback our Archie McPhee bacon belt contest winner. I know she must be waiting anxiously by her mailbox right now in anticipation of the glory that is to come.

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of July 6th-12th, 2009:

Contest: Win a bacon belt from Archie McPhee.

High Tech Joke Glasses: Mechanize your mustache.

Nuclear Evolution T-Shirt: Ready for extra limbs?

Your Tan Line Is Showing T-Shirt: This is why I always do my math butt naked.

17th Century Weirdo T-Shirt: Silence of the Lambs set in the 17th century.

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bacon-belt-smJust a quick reminder that today is the last day to enter our Archie McPhee bacon belt contest. Check out our contest page for the full details on prizes and how to enter.