
Luke was just looking to play a normal birthday game and get at some candy, he didn’t realize it was the beginning of his Jedi training. The At At will be burned into his brain as something to be destroyed and the broomstick gives him a feel for a light saber.
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For all of Yoda’s wisdom it seems odd that the best he can come up with take control of an AT-ATt is the old carrot trick. I guess being wise means knowing when to use mind control and when to use time tested methods.
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We would be surprised if an AT-AT rocking toy for kids didn’t exist. But until someone markets the idea, you can admire it on a t-shirt.
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I think we have all had enough of both Democrats and Republicans. And don’t even get started on the Independent Party. The Imperial Party has both the illusion of strength with the At-At as it’s mascot and actual strength with their ownership of the Death Star. They just need to keep that Death Star away from the Republicans. Remember, absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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Rest assured, if AT-ATs were real and space shuttles could be ridden Dr. Strangelove style without risking imminent death, there’s some crazy bastard out there who would do it. The AT-AT shirt is pictured after the break.
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At-at’s are fierce fighting machines, but everyone has to start somewhere. At some point they were just little baby At-at’s that needed to be taken for walks so they could relieve themselves.
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