This astronaut’s tether is the only thing keeping him from floating into oblivion. The cord disappears below your waistline, so hopefully there is something significant in those pants to anchor him.
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If you thought locking your keys in the car while on vacation was inconvenient, these astronauts have it far worse. There is some question about why the lunar module needed keys and a lock in the first place, but the bigger question is how long it will take a locksmith to reach the moon.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of August 10th-16th 2009:
Fail Whaling T-Shirt: Even Greenpeace can get behind Twitter fail whaling.
My Wife Cares About the Environment Shopping Bag: I’m whipped about the environment.
Astro Smooth T-Shirt: This astronaut can’t get enough Tang.
Ingredients T-Shirt: A recipe for human beings.
Pressure Points T-Shirt: An instruction manual for your own demise.
Lie to your friends about your experience as an astronaut with an Apollo 11 replica spacesuit. Made from a heavy weight Nylon Cordura, the design and molds for this spacesuit replica were taken from authentic NASA Apollo-era A7L garments. It’s not just a museum piece either, because you can actually wear it and imagine that you pursued that lost dream. In addition, the product page also describes this replica as being “built for wear and tear”, which means it’s perfect for use as the world’s most expensive Halloween costume, or as a prop in your sexual role-playing games.
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Personally, I don’t see what the big deal is about a bunch of cars going around a track for hours on end. Now, if space shuttles were involved you can bet I would tune into that. Might even get an Astronaut 88 sticker for the back of my car and start eating some space jerky.
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Wearing this necklace with some chest hair protruding through an open collar on a flight suit would look damn good—especially if you are playing a sex-crazed astronaut in a 70’s porno.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek products for the week of April 21st—27th 2008:
Astro Mitt: You may not be an astronaut, but at least you can still cook like one.
Hostess Ding Dong Wristband: For those who sweat when they eat.
The Electronic Slide T-Shirt: If only it was as easy as an iPhone.
Headlights: The guys will definitely see you coming.
7-inch Ballet Pumps: And you thought your shoes were uncomfortable.
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Is your child getting along with all the other kids at school too well? You can stop that in a hurry if you send him to school in this Astronaut Flight Suit. This outfit will bring out the bully in the best of kids, and your child will be the lucky recipient.
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