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Tired of Apple and AT&T’s oppressive restrictions? Android is like a divorced dad that sleeps around and doesn’t care too much about what you do. Will it be a stable family life with more rules or a crazy life with more freedom? If you choose the latter, these buttons are for you.
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Send your twins out in this set of jumpers that gives the Mac wearer a friend in Cheese, as opposed to his mortal enemy PC. It doesn’t really tell anyone which is the evil twin, but it does tell them which prefers technology over food.
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Contrasting the Jewish culture with the rock band AC/DC is a bit like comparing apples to oranges, although the wording encompasses both perfectly.
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Unless that rabbit hates his own species to the point where he would make jewelry featuring bunny heads impaled with screws, nails and safety pins. Oh, and don’t forget that charming piece with the rabbit chained by the neck to a bunch of dynamite. My guess is they were sculpted by Elmer Fudd while he sat in a psych ward mumbling “you f*cking wabbit!” More disturbing designs are pictured after the break.
After his whole family was ripped off by Apple, iRob became the moniker of a brutal vigilante that wages war against big corporations using any method necessary. I hear Dolph Lundgren is available to do the movie adaptation.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of June 29th-July 5th, 2009:
Walk of Shame T-Shirt: Race against embarrassment.
MySpace Tombstone T-Shirt: What’s MySpace?
Old School Shaggin’ Wagon: Not a lot of privacy, but it is only about what the chicks dig.
The Apple Shaving Accident: In just one second the pain is really going to hit.
Voodoo String Doll Keychain: Dreidel hustling time!
If you think a little nick on your chin while shaving is painful, just compare it to the large flap of apple peel this guy just sliced off. You can see the look of complete shock with a hint of the terror on his face, knowing that in just one second the pain is really going to hit.
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Take any group and lock them up with a certain death in store, and you will uncover a few bad apples. The Insurgent Chicken pictured here obviously feels that if he is going out, he is taking others with him.
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Anyone have to dodge pigeon shit recently? How about the constant threat of rats rustling in your walls and gnawing your wiring? Well now every city’s least favorite inhabitants are featured on a shirt, apparently congratulating each other after another successful day of pissing people off.
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This bag makes me wonder what a pirate would put on his iPod. Drinking songs, sea shanties and Flock of Seagulls I would imagine.
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