
You can worry about invaders from space coming to attack the earth, but junk food seems to be doing a better job than the aliens probably ever could. Let the vegetables try taking out all the fast food before it takes over the world.
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Oh, you put the sonogram on a t-shirt. How adorable! That little guy will be bursting through your chest before you know it.
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Now I understand the truth behind crop circles. The only reason aliens come to Earth is for getting the finest herb in the galaxy.
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The traffic sign on this shirt is intended to keep aliens safe while doing their abductions, but there is no word if speeding fines are doubled when you are in an Alien At Work zone.
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I am not sure what anyone would expect a space invader to do other than to take up your personal space. I mean it is right in their very descriptive name. But just to clear up any confusion, this shirt clearly lays out the fact that your space is not to be messed with, and that goes for aliens as well as humans.
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It’s hard to see in the photo, but it appears that aliens are out to probe our ducks, chickens or whatever the hell is on the other side of the fence. They only attack at night, so keep an eye out for them when the sun goes down.
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No doubt inspired by the classic image created by advertising company DDB, this shirt illustrates a civilized battle between Alien and Predator. What they don’t show you is the Predator firing off a shoulder cannon shot after smack talk by the Alien proved too much to bear.
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