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You can worry about invaders from space coming to attack the earth, but junk food seems to be doing a better job than the aliens probably ever could. Let the vegetables try taking out all the fast food before it takes over the world.
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Doing anything but the work that needs to be done is a talent that many posses, but the ability to do a number of useless tasks while avoiding work takes a real master.
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This is what cows dream of at night, learning to use the alien’s tractor beam technology against them. They aren’t out in the pasture just eating all day, they are thinking and plotting of how to make this happen.
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Oh, you put the sonogram on a t-shirt. How adorable! That little guy will be bursting through your chest before you know it.
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Now I understand the truth behind crop circles. The only reason aliens come to Earth is for getting the finest herb in the galaxy.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of November 9th-15th, 2009:
Tape Recorder Shoulder Bag: Makes You Look Suspicious.
Space Specs: See the world through the eyes of a robot.
Dr. McNinja T-Shirt: Kicks your ass, then heals you so he can kick your ass again.
End of the Rainbow T-Shirt: This is the problem with Leprechauns and rainbows.
Astrological Stand: Gives you a hand with your jewelry.
It’s only an artist rendering on a shirt, but this is the most convincing evidence I’ve seen of a UFO conspiracy. Although, other evidence suggests that the alien forms we are so familiar with are just shadows.
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The traffic sign on this shirt is intended to keep aliens safe while doing their abductions, but there is no word if speeding fines are doubled when you are in an Alien At Work zone.
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This shirt is better than the Three Wolf Moon, Three Keyboard Cat Moon and Three Wolf, Three Alien Moon shirts combined. Unfortunately, it’s not actually in production—yet.
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There may be only so many ways you can spoof on the purported balloon boy, but one more will not hurt. He should be so lucky as to fly in front of a full moon and not be spotted by anyone. If an alien isn’t caught doing it then there is a good chance that a family desperate for fame wouldn’t be either. All they would miss would be their 15 minutes of fame, followed by a possible jail term.
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