The insane craze surrounding the three (insert anything) moon shirts have finally caught the attention of state officials in New Hampshire, who smelled money and instantly claimed the original three wolf moon design and the sweet green it produces by making it the official t-shirt of state economic development:
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You know that our civilization is on a downward spiral when even impressionistic art is based on the video games of your youth. Next thing you know our ground based alien defense will be based on Space Invaders.
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This view of aliens attacking a moon settlement is a warning to future explorers. They will certainly ruin the idyllic dream of living somewhere besides Earth. You may also get a flashback of your days battling similar creatures on early video game systems.
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What temporarily ended the 31 year Space Invaders battle and restored peace to the pixelated land? An opportunity for 2D aliens to get their pervert on an feel up a woman’s leg.
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We’ve written about a lot of amusing t-shirts in 2009, but we wen’t ahead and boiled the list down to 10 of our favorites. So enjoy—and have a happy new year!
Building up robot technology and making an army of them to repel the inevitable alien invasion has one possible drawback: Skynet. That sort of leaves you in the position of damned if you do, damned if you don’t.
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Avatar cost like half a billion dollars to make and market—show your support by dropping $11 on replica RDA (Resources Development Administration) dog tags. It’s wearable of course, and you can even add in your personal details.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of December 14th-20th, 2009:
Boom Head Shot T-Shirt: Boom! nice head shot…Shirt.
Instant Evil T-Shirt: The outfit for instant evil.
Crazy House T-Shirt: Dr. House gets dissected.
Anti-Googlevan T-Shirt: Wear this to avoid getting busted by the Googlevan.
Bandana Blooms: Are a biker’s “I Love You”.
Leave it to the wife to ruin all an alien’s fun. All he is looking for is a little bonding with his alien brethren and he has to endure the indignity of being dragged home by his ear-like appendage.
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