I’m sure these volleyball slippers are warm, but that doesn’t make ‘em right.
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From the monthly archives:
July 2009
Just a reminder that today is the last day to win the two stupidest products ever made—the Mr. Bacon board game and a pair of Handerpants from Archie McPhee. Just tweet this post or anything mentioning @NerdApproved and you are automatically entered to win. The more you tweet, the more chances you have.
In a fight, I will have to go with Van Damme (barely)—but when it comes to the King’s English, it’s no contest.
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What is it with all the lips and mouth fashion these days? And why put them on a ring with an amber rhinestone and an eyeball? These are the deep questions we should be asking, not “What is the meaning of life?” or “When was the last time you told someone you loved them?” This is the truly deep shit, right here.
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Just like kids in the school cafeteria, only those that are in the same clique are allowed to eat at the same table. And since Pluto is now no longer a planet, he is banished to eat by himself.
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You will never get lost in Hyrule when playing Zelda if you have this wallet that has the full map printed on the outside.
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Generally, if your sushi tastes like feet, you should probably send it back and stop eating at shady restaurants with sanitation grades you have never seen before (what the hell is a “Q” rating?). In the case of these slippers however, a little foot flavor is to be expected.
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Now you can have two pieces of flair on your lapel—an American Flag pin and a Steam Radiator pin. God bless the USA / steam radiators!
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This would look totally natural in 1988, along with the latest Poison album, hairspray, high heels, fishnets, a feather boa and the street.
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If the airline is going to drop your plane into the ocean for a crash landing, the least they can do is to make your exit fun. The last thing you remember of that harrowing experience will be the fun ride under the clown rather than the near death experience it was.
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