From the monthly archives:
I just finished watching Fred Savage in “The Wizard”, one of the most monumentally dated movies of all time, so I couldn’t be more primed to post some 1980’s clip art dinosaur prancing through water. But since it’s all so fresh I’m actually finding this design kind of cool, and I suddenly have the urge to use DOS, and drive an IROC-Z while listening to Whitesnake, then cap the night off by handing Bowser his own ass in a Super Mario 3 smackdown.
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Thinking outside the box is good; thinking outside the boxers is bad if you are anywhere but in your living room alone. Even then I don’t want to know about it.
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It looks like this zombie has things other than brains on his mind, and these hot shorts have the print to prove it. It also could be that he is confused about where your intelligence is really centered.
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In the world of rock, paper, scissor competition, rock beats scissors, scissors beat paper, paper beats rock, and metal beats anything played on an acoustic guitar and any concert under 50,000 watts. Viva tinnitus!
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Today’s video entertainment systems may have remote controls and a myriad of inputs, but there was a time when you had to flip a manual switch in order to get your Atari video game system connected. It may not be useful anymore, but it holds its own place in the video gaming Hall of Fame as a precursor to the conveniences of today.
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There is no better way to show just what a fine dancer you are than to do the robot in the middle of the dance floor. Unfortunately for actual robots, their ability to do the human is much more restricted, both by range of motion and imagination.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of June June 22nd-28th, 2009:
The Barbarian: Adds a little blood to your motorcycle helmet.
We’re Just Friends T-Shirt: Just like brother and sister…*sigh.*
Band Parent Shorts: My instrument is in my shorts.
Baconheart T-Shirt: Fly the heart and crossbacons.
Karate T-Shirt: The problem with Karate.
Not as funny as Monty Python, not as repulsive as the full Monty, the Full Monty Python is apparently just John Cleese after a seven course meal. Because God knows there is no shirt we want that has anything to do with John and the real full monty combined.
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Being one of the finest foods there is, you should really keep your pizza eating and your work life separate. The day you are referring to your pizza as an edible pie chart is the day you need to take a long vacation.
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Your typical necklace mounted moustache is missing one very important part: the soul patch. This Harley biker inspired necklace will give you that true bad ass look whenever you decide it is required. Looking mean may keep you out of what would otherwise be real trouble.
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