From the monthly archives:
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of May 25th-31st, 2009:
F*cking Pterodactyls!: The perils of the Jurassic Park parking lot. (NSFW)
Pac-Man Hat: Rekindles boring memories.
Woodstock Hero: Woodstock for the 21st century.
Open & Closed Necklace: These boobs are open for business.
Klingon T-Shirt: Klingons are ribbed for her pleasure.
Your average cane is useful for only one purpose, to help you walk. And as important as that is, the ability to drop a golf ball anywhere and practice your putting is just too good to pass up. The product that combines the two is the ultimate in over the hill gear.
Product Page ($24.95)
Monkey’s are not particularly clean animals, so maybe your best bet is this monkey. Not only do you get a cute monkey hanging around your neck, you can flip his nose up to get inside the actual bag. More useful than the average monkey.
Product Page ($19.99)
It appears that plants have had enough of cows grazing on them for their sustenance. Turnabout is fair play, as they say. That poor little hamburger thought he had nothing to worry about from what is an apprently toothy stalk of broccoli.
Product Page ($16.99)
Thank God for debit cards because I hate change. Still, if you must pay with cash and deal with the consequences, these Pantone coin purses are definitely a stylish choice. Plus, they will go great with your Pantone Messenger Bag.
Product Page ($17)
Glasses? Check. Bow tie? Check. Suspenders? Check. Circuit board socks worn with sandals? Sadly…check.
Product Page ($9)
I had no idea that zombies came out of the ground to check for their shadow. Actually, I had no idea they even had a shadow. But six more weeks of the undead is almost as bad as six more weeks of winter.
Product Page ($20.95)
Vampires are not being cool or trying to hide their fangs when they strike the pose that this vampire is demonstrating. They are just ashamed of their breath. I guess you just never actually hear them say “Gotta Breath Mint?” with that heavy cloak in the way. They have to expect some odors with their diet consisting entirely of other people’s blood.
Product Page ($21.99)
No matter where your adventures may take you, rest assured—a comfy Slanket can travel with you. The Travel Slanket is shorter than the original, and comes in a compact fleece bag. That makes it ideal for packing in a suitcase for easy transport.
Product Page ($40)
Ladies and gentleman, marvel at the mystical powers of this taint. It will perform feats of magic that will leave you breathless. For the first act, watch it pull a rabbit out of this….
Product Page ($19)
