Wow, geek-related merchandise is getting really, really specific these days. These designs are available on shirts, hats, bags, buttons, mugs pins and more. There are hundreds to choose from, but a few amusing ones are pictured after the break.
From the monthly archives:
April 2009
Are you a bald neat freak with a thing for plain white t-shirts? Then I have the pajamas pants for you my anal retentive friend.
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There’s something about riding a bike that just makes you want to lay down a fierce carpet bombing to mark your path. It could be the open air, the tight biker shorts, or the satisfaction of knowing that you’ll be long gone by the time the next pedestrian or rider gets engulfed by your funk.
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Limp Bizkit may do it all for the nookie, but it would seem that doing it all for the wookie is a much more admirable pursuit.
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If you are heading to a friend’s house for a cook out but aren’t so sure about their cooking skills, you can take this kit with you and have everything you will need to take over. Wrapped up it looks like it just holds the BBQ utensils, but when unrolled the tote becomes an apron which will keep all those utensils handy. It also includes a hat and an oven mitt because you know that every serious chef has a hat.
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It takes a real bad ass to ride Hawaii’s giant rainbows. The kind of guy that craves a rush and puts safety on the backburner. If you can ride the rainbow out, you just might be able to run over the leprechaun and steal his pot of gold.
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If we lived in a world inhabited by M.C. Escher’s ”impossible realities”, no doubt this is the type of treatment they would receive. Plus, everyone would have a headache… all the time.
Product Page: ($19.95)
Uh-huh, nothing says non-conformist, anti-establishment punk like stuffing Fido into a camo mohawk hoodie with a little skull and crossbones emblem to add that extra touch of personality. I’d say it would be much cooler to dispense with the hoodie, break out the hair gel and take advantage of the fur styling possibilities. How about little Snowball walking down the street sporting a neckhawk, bellyhawk or tailhawk?
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Brad Pitt can keep his damn Fight Club, I am much more interested in the Pillow Fight Club. No one will be talking about Pillow Fight Club because they don’t want eight thousand guys showing up to the next match. The design is also offered in different types of shirts, sweatshirts and some other products, but the thong seemed the most appropriate.
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