Geordi takes it strong to the hole, slams it down and draws the foul. After the game, he relaxes by reading childrens books.
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From the monthly archives:
March 2009
Oh, Mario Lopez—no stint on Dancing With the Stars or Extra can make people forget who you really are…and how your lameness closely ties into the lameness of Slayer.
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Yup, it’s Audio/Visual cables forming an image of Mickey Mouse. Ladies, wear this and open yourself up to unwanted advances from AV club nerds. Guys, wear this and test the true limits of your appeal to the opposite sex. Most likely it will force you into playing games like ”how long can I go without getting laid?” or ”escape from the friend zone.”
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You could consider carrying this bag around to be your public service announcement to remind people that strong passwords matter. It may also appear that you are lording what you believe to be superior intelligence over others. Let others worry about what your intentions are in carrying it.
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If you like building ships in a bottle and you don’t have any with the USS Enterprise inside of them, then you really haven’t covered the full gamut of ships that should be memorialized this way. You can just hear the argument between Bones and Jim on how they got into this mess in the first place.
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Remember when you were young enough that you could wear a cowboy hat, cape and suspenders and everyone would call it “cute.” Yeah, those days are over my friend. Halloween and comic book conventions are your only outlets these days—unless you have a superhero bathrobe. Choose from Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman (additional versions pictured after the break).
The identity of the mysterious race car driver “The Stig” featured on the BBC show Top Gear has always been a closely guarded secret. Oh, there have been plenty of names tossed around, but strangely yours never comes up.
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Your drinking makes Mr. Liver work harder, which pisses him off. Pissing him off too much may cause him to turn in his resignation, which means you’ll be saying bye-bye Mr. Liver and hello to your new buddies Mr. Morgue and Ms. Body Bag. Advantage: Liver.
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If the lucky few who get to see your nipple ring are not grossed out by the ring at first glance, maybe this nipple bar will give them second thoughts. Get the appropriate length of bar and it will look just like you have a screw through the nipple. The feelings of sympathetic pain should soon follow.
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People looking at your MySpace profile will only see what you want them to. This shirt shows the reality many are confronted with when they get off their imaginary world on the internet.
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