*Sob* I can’t stop until I have watched ALL the porn! *Sob*
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From the monthly archives:
January 2009
Right off the bat this monster face cap is unique, but one of the front panels is faced with velcro so you can add your own personal touch by re-arranging the facial features or adding on extra patches.
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Imperial Stormtroopers have gotten a bad wrap on their combat skills to the point where they became responsible for the phenomena known as “The Stormtrooper Effect”. But what they lacked as warriors they made up for in their ability to get wasted, draw penises on their friends helmets after they passed out and originate the dance known as “Stormtrooping”.
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If you’re looking to start up a non-threatening, early 90’s themed biker gang or hair band, we’ve found your logo.
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You’ll have to go back to 1981 when Foreigner’s “Jukebox Hero” was first released to appreciate this fine change purse. Back then they still had jukeboxes that actually contained 45’s instead of CD’s or digital music. It may not have been pretty, but the ability to make everyone else listen to your choice of songs was well worth it.
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There are two types of people who will be excited about this belt buckle. The avid gamer and the gun nut. Either one will be impressed by the realism of the bullets that will make your waistline a beauty to behold. I would prefer that only the avid gamer wears it, though, because running into a pissed off gamer is not nearly as scary as crossing a gun nut.
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If the movie is half as good as the graphic novel, the Watchmen is going to be HUGE. Granted, people who have been fans since the 80’s may not be happy with the Hot Topic-esque commercialization of their beloved novel, but sweet looking Dr. Manhattan and Rorschach messenger bags are hard to resist. The latter is pictured after the break.
You aren’t saying that you will snap any minute, just warning others that it is a possibility. That should keep them from giving you a hard time. And people think video games have no socially redeeming values.
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