True arcade gaming died years ago—they’re just getting around to burying the corpses now? Shoryuken old buddy…shoryuken.
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From the monthly archives:
December 2008
It’s a little weird, but a woman wearing Nintendo Wii-themed pajamas would be kind of sexy in a bizarre way that I don’t fully understand. But on a guy? It just doesn’t seem right—but then again, we have seen worse.
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Teach your kids about repeating patterns, stealth and violence at the same time with a Ninja Micro Shirt. The combination of mini ninja silhouettes and death stars will give you a comfortable pajama vibe coupled with a feeling of nostalgia that will remind you of the type of clothes you wore in 1992, when you were a skater rocking a bowl cut.
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Sure, you can get a tie with a picture of the Mona Lisa printed on it. But that is not nearly as much fun as completing the masterpiece yourself. You have to figure that with it being set up as a paint by numbers picture you could get almost the same results yourself. Or you can just wear the tie and let others paint it while you wear it. You have to love a product with so many options available.
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There cannot be a safer way to carry any valuables than to stash them in the hidden compartment of this Gun Belt Buckle. The skull handled gun should make you look like enough of a tough guy that people won’t mess with you. Besides, when was the last time you heard of someone getting their belt stolen from them? It would be a real challenge to steal this thing inconspicuously.
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It’s a t-shirt…with a picture of a t-shirt on it. If only that shirt hat a picture of a t-shirt on it and so on.
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For $30, the folks at iLikeShirts will whip up this retro-stylish messenger bag complete with an original NES Zapper gun and an official Duck Hunt patch. You can even get the gun in both grey and orange versions. Not a bad deal for a bag this unique.
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To maintain the spirit of this shirt, I will write this post in haiku for your amusement…
You are sensitive
You can prove it with this shirt
And get yourself laid
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Only the worst of the bad asses have the courage to walk around with a dead ninja draped over their shoulders. But it does keep your neck nice and warm.
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Was that a choreographed move gone wrong, or did the true face of foxy boxing just rear its ugly head?
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