
It is time for you to move beyond boring barrettes and hair clips. These skeleton hands will handle the same chore wit a lot more flair. It is like some ghoul is pawing at your head all day long.
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Kids can advertise their love of dinosaurs with this illuminating T-Rex skeleton shirt. A small battery pack can light the dinosaur pattern up in five different sequences.
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Just in case the women weren’t sure if how they fit into your list of priorities, this scale gives a simple visual explanation. It may be sad, but it is tough for women to compete against the ability to wield an assault rifle with a chainsaw bayonet.
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Sometimes the only way to save yourself is to run. It may not seem like the courageous thing to do, but you will live to fight another day.
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I know my mother would have a heart attack if I showed up for Thanksgiving dinner in a t-shirt. About the only way I could get away with it would be to wear something appropriate to the holiday and make her chuckle just a little bit. I think this Pilgrim t-shirt fits the bill nicely.
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Even cannibals shudder at the thought of the nasty germs and bacteria lurking on the floor. Plus, this guy is eating the meat raw. That can’t be safe.
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If you are heading to a party, it might be a good idea to take this hat with you. At the first sign of a Scrabble game breaking out just inflate the hat and the fun will begin. Nothing says fun like wearing six beers on your head.
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