The Best of Fashionably Geek: Halloween Edition
Over the last month or so we have been including quite a few Halloween related products into our posts here at Fashionably Geek—and since today is the special day, it’s about time we listed ten of our best. Enjoy.
Vampires Have No Life T-Shirt: The curse of immortality: eventually you run out of shit to do.
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Vampires Have No Life
Being an immortal vampire may seem cool at first, but after a few hundred years things get kind of stale. I mean, when you are not sucking blood what the hell is there to do at four in the morning? Honestly, before video games were invented, I don’t know how vampires could stand it.
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It’s Not A.D.D! Squirrels Are Just Interesting Okay?
It’s not me…it’s the squirrels that have A.D.D. I mean, have you ever watched one? They dart around left and right, back and forth, up the tree, down the tree. Those damn squirrels need to focus! Nuts! It is as simple as that.
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Wooldom: Taking Care Of The More Important Body Parts
The Wooldom is like a condom, only it doesn’t come out only when fun times are about to begin. This piece of apparel comes out when it is cold and frostbite may be an issue. I mean, I can take losing a toe to the cold, but we have to draw the line somewhere.
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Dental Damned: Candy is The Real Halloween Monster
Let’s face it, you are not going to run into any actual werwolves or vampires this Halloween. However, the dentist and and his drill are very…very real.
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Hoodie With Built-In Beer Bottle Holder
Hoodies are popular with the kids these days, and what could be better than a hoodie with a built-in pouch to hold your beer? The answer is nothing…nothing could be better.
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Dale Earnhardt Jr. Lunchbox Makes Your Kid Cool
Sending your kid to school with this lunchbox will make your child’s life at school that much easier. First, if the bullies are also fans of Dale Earnhardt Jr., then he gets a free pass. The rest will be afraid of him just because they figure that only rednecks are fans of NASCAR. And you [...]
Chicks Or Fighting? No Contest
This shirt poses a very serious question. When looked at this way you can see that there is far too much times spent on the wars and not nearly enough on the whores. I am hopeful that I am not the only person who would make the same choice, but I am very comfortable with [...]
Sexy Ghostbusters Costume Will Make Anyone a Little Stiff
Holy crap…this is a lot better than looking at Dan Aykroyd.
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Robot Vitruvian Man: da Vinci Was Really Trying To Make a Terminator
We all know da Vinci was one of the greatest artists and tinkerers of all time—is this t-shirt proof that he was really trying to build a robot to take out John Connor mankind?
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