Sometimes You Want To Laugh, Sometimes You Want To Cry
Every day of your life has a little bit of drama and comedy. Laughing or crying at any given time is just a part of life. Now you can be ready for either and get some UV protection as well. You can hope your right eye gets a little more action than the left with [...]
Where Did The All Dinosaur’s Friends Go?
It must have been quite a shock to some dinosaurs that all their friends disappeared. One minute there was a whole posse of them, the next they were there alone. Someone had to be the last to go.
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Swinger Belt Buckle Let’s People Know What You Are Into
This belt buckle may not be what you imagine when you think of a swinger, but that is a defect in your thinking and not a problem with the product. You can’t blame me if the term “swinger” brings visions of wife swapping into your head rather than an innocent child on a playground.
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Phone Sex Can Be Demeaning
Phone sex sounds like a lot of fun, but not everyone is always satisfied. Just imagine how this guy is going to feel when he feels that vibration starting. Not that you can blame her.
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The Best of Fashionably Geek: September 22nd-28th 2008
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of September 22nd to the 28th 2008:
Ass-Hat: Become a proud member of the Association of Sasquatch Seekers.
F-ing A Shirt: Look at him go!
Hair Helmet For Bikers: Products that should exist but don’t.
Sarah Palin Hunting Shirt: Sarah bags the elusive Democratic Donkey.
Propaganda Brain Shower Cap: [...]
One More Day And I’ll Be Naked - Laundry Bag
While some laundry bags are meant to take away excuses to have others do their wash for them, this one gives them plenty of reason to want to do it. Seeing you naked? No one deserves that.
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Underpants to Hide Shameful Squirrel Nudity
It’s bad enough that those damn squirrels are always trespassing, but doing it naked is just disrespectful. Leave a couple pairs of these Squirrel Underpants around your yard and hope they get the hint. Watching them scurry around your yard in their underwear might not be ideal but it is better than nothing.
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A Tie That Celebrates All of Your Favorite Satellites
Hey, is that Voyager on your tie? Damn I love Voyager! Oh, and there is the Mariner 02! Man, your tie is like a silky space lesson.
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F*ck the Rain Umbrella
I love Art. Lebedev. They are one of the few design companies out there capable of developing high end consumer gadgets and things like the “F*ck the Rain” umbrella at the same time.
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