From the monthly archives:
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of August 25th to the 31st 2008:
Skeleton Sex Tie: This will go over well at the office.
Gloomy Bears T-Shirts: Morbidly adorable.
Disney Couture Hanging Noose Necklace: That’s right…DISNEY.
Optical Illusion Shirt: Man, that is hard to look at.
Mouse Impostor Shirt: A mouse learns the truth about its mate.
The next five products area available after the break…
For all the good that superheroes do in the world, you do have to wonder how they earn a living. And if they are really good, then they won’t even have anything to occupy their time. I guess these two superheroes have hit that point. Even if you don’t have any giant monsters for them to fight, you could at least throw them a few bucks so that they can get by.
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According to the designer:
Public reference to bodily functions is taboo in many cultures. This genre also sees substantial crossover with sexual humor, such as penis jokes. Many researchers interpret toilet humor as a rejection of society’s demand to reject the taboo. Laughing at toilet humor is thus seen as an act of rebellion.
So, if any one asks, you can say that this hat is really an homage to fart jokes.
Product Page ($19—design also available on shirts and bags)
Hungry, content and angry—Homer desires food, he eats, then he feels guilty and angry about his lack of control. It’s a vicious cycle.
Product Page ($5)
Everyone has a nasty friend that has no qualms about letting one go, anywhere, anytime. It would be best for all involved if that friend was forced to wear this pair of underwear to warn all innocent bystanders. Even better, it may embarrass that person enough that they find a way to get some manners.
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I find it hard to believe that any woman’s lifelong dream of her wedding included a camouflage dress. Nothing like making a lifelong commitment while wearing your deer hunting apparel. At least it is a dress you could get some use out of after the wedding.
It was only a matter of time before the bad blood between these two boiled over. Unfortunately the fight is going to be a bit lopsided. C-3PO is a wuss and the tin man is a fearsome, heartless bastard.
Product Page ($15 via Shirts on Sale)
If you are taking life too seriously then you are obviously not having enough fun. And that is the whole point of this shirt. You never see a monkey moping around worrying about all his problems, and neither should you. Don’t think about and plan your fun, just do it.
Product Page ($11.95)
Here is a tip for you—don’t go drinking with a guy wearing this iTeabag hat. Chances are you will wake up with a weird taste in your mouth and a unflattering picture or two on the internet.
Product Page ($17)
Only you will know the weapons that these ties conceal from the rest of the world. The front has a picture of a pocket watch. That sounds innocent enough. But on the back is some dynamite wired up to that watch. No one will guess that the watch is a timer for the bomb, and not an innocent way to tell time. You can just imagine it going off in the middle of another 2 hour, useless business meeting.
Product Page ($40-44)
