Nintendo 64 and Sega Dreamcast Trucker Caps
Old school gamers like myself have fond memories of playing Mario / Goldeneye on the 64 and NFL2K1 / DOA II on the Dreamcast—although those memories are not fond enough to make me want one of these hideous retro trucker caps. The Dreamcast version is pictured after the break.
Star Wars Election ‘08: Candidates Geeks Can Believe In
Having trouble deciding who to vote for in the upcoming Presidential election? Maybe it is time to throw your support behind a candidate you can truly believe in. All of your favorite Star Wars characters are in the running and they have a full line of campaign merchandise from shirts and mousepads, to bumper stickers [...]
(Going) Postal Shirt
I have never heard an adequate explanation for the prevalence of violence perpetrated by Postal workers at their workplace, but everyone will understand what this shirt is saying. It is just one step removed from what could be the postal uniform of the future, a bullet proof vest.
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Design Glut Crude Oil Necklace
Some dates in history are meant to be celebrated, others are just marked as a part of history. This Crude Oil Necklace definitely belongs in the latter group. This limited edition has been released as the designers promised when oil hit $100 per barrel. That means the end of cheap fossil fuels for all of [...]
The Best of Fashionably Geek: July 21st-July 27th 2008
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of July 21st to July 27th 2008:
Melancholy Ninja T-Shirt: This ninja needs some prozac.
Fundies: Underwear for two.
Ladybug Earbuds: Listen to music, accessorize you ears.
Star Wars Barack Obama T-Shirt: The empire strikes…Barack?
Mr. Bacon and Mr. Egg Bag: They will be happy to carry around your [...]
The Evolution of a Legoman
What’s all this about evolution? Bah! God said “Let there be Legos” and there was Legos. And God saw that the Legos were good.
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Resident Evil Umbrella…Umbrella
The image for this umbrella looks more like some crappy drawing, but the fact of the matter is that sometime in the 3Q of this year you will be able to walk the streets of your own Raccoon City safe in the knowledge that your Umbrella Corp / Resident Evil umbrella will protect you from [...]
Pee and Poo Products: Temporary Tattoos and Disturbing Underwear…For Adults
Pee and Poo plush dolls are one thing, but what is the deal with underwear for grown men and women? Who is wearing this stuff and why are they not locked up somewhere? It’s all very disturbing.
If you are not quite sick enough to wear pee and poo underoo man-briefs, there is also an amusing [...]
Bigfoot vs. Unicorn: The Battle For Mythical Creature Supremacy
After the Taco vs Grilled Cheese deathmatch comes the main event: Bigfoot vs Unicorn. Which mythical creature will emerge to rule the forest?
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Wino Costume: Looks Like Some Drunken Bum Had an Accident in His Pants!
In the world of extremely gross and tasteless costumes, this Wino outfit would be tough to beat. It features a weather-beaten old man mask with knit cap and a pair of paints with urine stains on the front and feces stains on the back. Sure, the pants may be a bit over the top, but [...]
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