Oh, wait. That’s your face Joel (or Mike) is pointing at. Tragic, but hilarious!
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From the monthly archives:
July 2008
The way I see it, traditional camouflage is missing one key ingredient: ninjas. These little ancient warriors will help you blend in and disappear the next time your are running around the woods in your underwear.
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I can’t sit here and tell you that I am all that pumped about the upcoming Clone Wars film, but far be it from me to pass over a bit of cheap merchandise. This watch features a 3D relief sculpture of a Clone Trooper on the face that slides open to reveal buttons that can be pressed to play authentic Star Wars sound effects.
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Need a little pick-me-up? Just press the button on this SAW Puppet keychain to hear one of six uplifting messages like: “I want to play a game”, “Oh yes, there will be blood”, “Game over” and Billy the puppet’s eerie laugh.
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A friend with benefits? That can be a beautiful thing. A MySpace friend with benefits? Maybe it is a beautiful thing. What this shirt needs is a little more clarification. Virtual benfits are as useful as virtual money, while true benefits are as good as gold.
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You may think squirrels are cute little animals, but you also know you can’t put a bird feeder out without some way of squirrel proofing it. Someone needs to start spreading the word about how untrustworthy they really are and this sweatshirt will be your first step towards that.
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These pins from Blue Q feature a magic message that appears when you tilt the button back and forth. If you are a true geek, these pins will do a great job of getting an important message across to others. These messages include: Be nice to geeks / we know how to fix your computer and I heart my cubicle / don’t touch my stapler (complete with skull and crossbones). Additional images are available after the break.
If you are anxious to see Barack Obama take over the office of the President, you had better grab one of these Obama Countdown Keychains before time runs out. Unfortunately, a similar keychain for McCain supporters does not exist—but not to worry. You could always grab the classic Bush Countdown keychain. That is a version just about everyone can agree on.
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Not only will this necklace remind you of junk food when you see it, it is also scented to appeal to your sense of smell as well. A piece of pumpkin pie around your neck is an easy way to remind yourself to eat sweets a dozen times a day. If gaining weight is not what you want in your future then maybe this necklace isn’t for you. It does look delicious either way.
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Beer hats/helmets are not new. But none of the others that have been offered in the past make such a bold personal statement as this one does. From a distance of a couple hundred yards away no one will be able to tell that you have a flesh colored helmet with fake hair, they will just wonder who is the fool with the mohawk hairstyle. It’s only when they get closer and see that it holds beers as well that they will get jealous.
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