MST3K Shirt: Wow, This is the Worst Movie Ever!
Oh, wait. That’s your face Joel (or Mike) is pointing at. Tragic, but hilarious!
Product Page (styles and prices vary)
Ninjaflauge Underwear: The Military Should Look Into This
The way I see it, traditional camouflage is missing one key ingredient: ninjas. These little ancient warriors will help you blend in and disappear the next time your are running around the woods in your underwear.
Product Page ($12 for the brief, $16 for the boxer brief)
Star Wars Clone Wars Watch Features Action Sound and 3D
I can’t sit here and tell you that I am all that pumped about the upcoming Clone Wars film, but far be it from me to pass over a bit of cheap merchandise. This watch features a 3D relief sculpture of a Clone Trooper on the face that slides open to reveal buttons that can [...]
Talking SAW Jigsaw Puppet Keychain Brings a Little Sunshine Into Your Life
Need a little pick-me-up? Just press the button on this SAW Puppet keychain to hear one of six uplifting messages like: “I want to play a game”, “Oh yes, there will be blood”, “Game over” and Billy the puppet’s eerie laugh.
Product Page ($12)
MySpace Friend - With Benefits Shirt
A friend with benefits? That can be a beautiful thing. A MySpace friend with benefits? Maybe it is a beautiful thing. What this shirt needs is a little more clarification. Virtual benfits are as useful as virtual money, while true benefits are as good as gold.
Product Page ($12.99)
Squirrels Can’t Be Trusted Sweatshirt
You may think squirrels are cute little animals, but you also know you can’t put a bird feeder out without some way of squirrel proofing it. Someone needs to start spreading the word about how untrustworthy they really are and this sweatshirt will be your first step towards that.
Product Page ($27.95)
Magic Pins For Geeks Send a Clear Message
These pins from Blue Q feature a magic message that appears when you tilt the button back and forth. If you are a true geek, these pins will do a great job of getting an important message across to others. These messages include: Be nice to geeks / we know how to fix your computer [...]
Countdown to Obama Keychain
If you are anxious to see Barack Obama take over the office of the President, you had better grab one of these Obama Countdown Keychains before time runs out. Unfortunately, a similar keychain for McCain supporters does not exist—but not to worry. You could always grab the classic Bush Countdown keychain. That is a version [...]
Scented Pumpkin Pie Necklace
Not only will this necklace remind you of junk food when you see it, it is also scented to appeal to your sense of smell as well. A piece of pumpkin pie around your neck is an easy way to remind yourself to eat sweets a dozen times a day. If gaining weight is not [...]
Mohawk Drink Helmet
Beer hats/helmets are not new. But none of the others that have been offered in the past make such a bold personal statement as this one does. From a distance of a couple hundred yards away no one will be able to tell that you have a flesh colored helmet with fake hair, they will [...]
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