Wolverine Blades Logo Leather Belt
Normally I wouldn’t want adamantium claws so close to my junk, but I would make an exception with this Wolverine leather belt.
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Nintendo Console, Cartridge and Controller Keychain
This Nintendo keychain is retro x 3 with console, cartridge and controller charms on a single ring.
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Stinkless Farter’s Underwear
Everyone has that relative who seems to feel that fouling the air is a birthright and they feel free to do it anywhere and any time. Get them a pair of this underwear as a gift to give them a little constructive criticism. The padding cuts down on the noise and smell and the printed [...]
Warn a Brother Shirt
We all need to watch each other’s backs and keeping each other informed when the police show up to kill all the fun is a good way to do it. I am not sure how Warner Brothers would feel about their logo being hijacked for this t-shirt but I am guessing they would just have [...]
The Best of Fashionably Geek: June 23rd-29th 2008
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek products for the week of June 23rd—29th 2008:
#include “me”; “Lonely” Shirt: Something tells me you are going to stay lonely my friend.
Inflatable Boobs: The guys are going to be very, very dissappointed.
Extra Nippes: Who couldn’t use a few spares?
Toilet Mummy: This mummy is completely self-sufficient.
Smoker’s Umbrella: Finally, a [...]
Flip Cup Glove
There are two ways to play a drinking game. You can play to win or you can play to lose. The beauty of a drinking game is that in both cases you pretty much win. But if spending your night bent over a toilet is not your idea of fun then you can give yourself [...]
Nine Month Download Shirt
If you do a lot of downloading or installing of programs you know how long they can take at times. And if you are pregnant you know how those 9 months can drag. This shirt nicely combines those two time warping events and does both of them justice. It may be a slight exaggeration to [...]
Skele-Kitty Kitten Heels
Kittens are cute aren’t they? You would think they would make for a cute pair of shoes as well. That is unless that kitten happens to be nothing but a skeleton. In that case it looks more like a rodent than anything cute. These shoes are probably more useful if you are heading to some [...]
Statue Phone Charm WIth Realistic Peeing Action
I has been the fodder for many a lawn fountain and booze dispenser in its day, but this is the first phone charm that I have ever seen that is inspired by the famous peeing statue in Brussels. When you pull the chain, a realistic looking plastic stream of urine emerges to the delight of [...]
Wall-E Costume Will Keep Your Kids From Whining
As you may have heard, the Wall-E movie hits theaters today, which means your kids will be begging you for toys. This deluxe Wall-E costume is sure to keep them quiet. You could probably do a decent job of replicating it with a cardboard box and a pair of goggles, but hey…this is official merchandise.
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