Moose Oven Mitt
The Moose Oven Mitt is probably a lot more fun to look at than to actually use. Those antlers will likely do nothing but obstruct your view and possibly be high enough to hit the burners and catch fire. So while it would not be fun to use yourself, it would be a blast watching [...]
Personal Valet Pouches
Traveling to exotic locations is a lot of fun, but the jet lag is a bitch. These bags make your life a little easier when you get to your destination. Each different sized bag has bold graphics to let you know what each is for. If you have ever mistaken your Preparation H for toothpaste [...]
Even Ninjas Need a Hobby
When he is not busy killing and vanishing, the ninja pictured on this t-shirt dreams of one day playing in an orchestra.
Product Page ($19.95)
Beardwear
Those Swedes have to deal with the cold, and obviously a beard is something that deserves to be protected rather than shaved off. And who says you have to have a beard to wear it? This could be the new fashion accessory of the new millenium. It could also make it very difficult to find [...]
embrace-me Hoodie
The newest hug shirt available that includes lights. When the abstract pattern of two sweatshirts meet in a hug, the back lights up. I don’t know if there is anything significant about the lights being shaped something like the small dipper, but I can tell you that you won’t be going out for any expensive [...]
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Backpack, Wallet
Heading back to school may be a little easier to swallow if you are sporting this Crystal Skull themed Indiana Jones backpack. It even includes a bonus bi-fold wallet.
Product Page ($19.99—ships in June)
Holy Bible Purse
This Holy Bible Purse may be what you are looking for if your aim is to get struck by lightning. I can’t really think of a whole lot of products that would be more sacreligious. It doesn’t bother me personally, but I imagine there are a lot of people who would be offended to see [...]
Finally!
It has been a long 20 years, but Indy is back starting today. Needless to say, I am absolutely psyched.
Product Page (Prices range from $11 to $49 depending on style)
Fishnet Knee High Socks
These socks give a whole new meaning to wearing your fishnets. These will give you that classy look while still giving you some nice comfort. And wearing them with any closed type of shoe will hide the skull on the top of the foot. There is an awful lot going on with these socks. They [...]
Pogo Stick T-Shirt: A Men’s Version Would Be Hilarious
Pogo stick imagery on a woman’s t-shirt is certainly unique, but a men’s version would be comedy gold—if you know what I mean.
Product Page ($22.39)
