Celebrate The Birth of The Golden Gate Bridge With a Giant Squid Attack
As you may or may not know, the Golden Gate Bridge was officially opened to pedestrian traffic on May 27th 1937, followed by vehicle traffic on the 28th. To celebrate this momentous anniversary, pick up a shirt that features the bridge in the midst of an attack from a giant squid. What better way to [...]
Baseball Cufflinks
All these cufflinks need is some small magnetic men that you can arrange in any way you like. You can recreate Buckner’s slight error in the ‘86 Series or keep track of your kid’s Little League game. Yet one more way to ignore all those around you while fulfilling you familial obligations.
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That Anal Probe Must Hurt
You are either someone that needs to wear this shirt, or you are the one they are talking about. It makes no difference if they take offense, they were obviously being total tools for you to put them in this category in the first place. And I can’t help but think of Cartman’s experience with [...]
This Girl Has a Lot of Personality…For an Umbrella
An umbrella is an umbrella, except when its is shaped like a girl wearing a green jacket and boots. The Girl in Green umbrella will definitely brighten up a dreary day—unless you are a “glass is half empty” sort of person that thinks the Girl in Green looks like she is wearing a straight jacket.
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Petrosexual Shirt: For People Who Really….Really Love Their Pets
According to the product page, this “Petrosexual” shirt is designed for the “passionate dog love in all of us.” Passionate as in “I enjoy the company of my dog” or passionate as in “it’s Saturday night and I have a full jar of peanut butter?” Either way, this shirt is disturbing.
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Wrongo Pepper Spray Shirt: Careful With That Stuff
Ladies, a lot of the men out there may be total jerks. And they deserve everything you can throw at them. But sometimes an innocent is caught in that caustic spray. Just take a minute to make an accurate assessment before you make a decision. You want to stay in that nice girl category.
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Boobie Blindfold
You may be the silliest looking thing in the world wearing this but luckily for you, you are the one person who can’t see yourself. A man may think that a couple boobs covering his eyes sounds like a good thing until he sees this. A woman may want to think twice because having four [...]
Only Easy Day Was Yesterday Hoodie
I haven’t been to Navy Seal training, but I imagine this shirt pretty much captures how you feel every day. While each day seems like they have worked you extremely hard, the next day makes it seem easy in comparison. As long as you keep looking backward instead of worrying about how much harder it [...]
Marine Desert Digital: Semper Tie
Your co-workers may wonder what kind of pattern is on this tie. It looks pixellated and random, there is no real pattern at all. That is exactly as it should be since it is digital camouflage like the Marines clothing. You may not be able to tell with this blue shirt, but if you had [...]
Beat Boyfriend at Guitar Hero Shirt
Your boyfriend was probably shamed when you kicked his ass at Guitar Hero. And maybe there were a few people around to witness his humiliation. The problem is that that small circle of people is not good enough. You can wear this shirt everywhere you go and advertise it to everyone you meet. A modern [...]
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