“SEX” Gold Choker Necklace

I am trying to figure out where you would go wearing this Gold “SEX” Choker Necklace. Probably not appropriate for work. Unless you have a sexist boss, in which case it could lead to a nice promotion. Not really appropriate for going out if you don’t want a bunch of losers hitting on you all […]

Clarinet Shape Necktie

Novelty pictures on ties are a dime a dozen. But how many of them actually take the shape of the item they are picturing. This Clarinet Tie actually has the shape of a clarinet. Short of being able to play a tune on it, this is probably the best Clarinet Tie I have seen. Someone […]

I Hate the Circus, But I Would Pay to See This

If the experience involved anything like what is depicted on this “Incredible Circus” t-shirt, I would by a ticket no matter how much it cost.
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God Bless The Second Amendment T-Shirt

Let’s face it, the 18th century was a different era. Do we really need bear arms nowadays?
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Indiana Jones Beats Communists Shirt

I think the battle Indiana Jones has against the communists is one reason people enjoy the movie. It is the fight of good against evil, the small versus the mighty. And of course Indy prevails. Put that all together and you end up with this equation: Indy’s Hat is greater than Communists. There is a […]

High Heel Sneaker Boots

Those old Chuck Taylor’s were always the sneakers for the cool kids. So why shouldn’t a High Heel Sneaker Boot be just as cool? All i can say is that seeing someone wearing these in real life would immediately strike me as very odd. And you have to think that if they are made like […]

So That’s Where Crop Circles Come From!

So aliens are behind crop circles! Another mystery solved by a t-shirt.
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If Only Real Tattoos Were As Easy To Remove as These Boots

These Chooka Tattoo Boots feature classic tattoo imagery without all of the pain and permanence of the real thing.

Thigh High Faux Laced Socks

They keep you warm in the winter and give you a unique look in the summer. I won’t say that unique is necessarily good, especially in this case. Maybe the fake lace design would look cute on a child, but on an adult I imagine it is more of a rebellion against aging. And not […]

Freehand: More Room for Stuff

If you carry more stuff then you have pockets for or are just tired of keeping all that crap in your pockets then the Freehand may offer an alternative. Strap this onto your hand and you now have additional space to carry those necessities. Be it a cell phone, keys or anything else that weighs […]

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