And You Thought Your High Heels Were Uncomfortable
Try these 7-inch Spike Heel Ballet-Style Shoes on for size. Then again, you probably shouldn’t.
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Headlights: They’ll See You Coming
Get the party started! A well filled out shirt will gather a lot of attention. Put some lights on them and you will have everyone’s attention. Get some friends to wear them as well and the group of you will have the men going crazy. Just remember: all those men will likely be looking at [...]
The Electronic Slide Shirt
Men always say that women just confuse them. Life for everyone would be so much easier if the women would come with instructions. Something simple like this shirt. You want to get inside that shirt? No problem, the shirt tells you how. The brevity of the instructions are obviously a key as well. Men’s attention [...]
Hostess Ding Dong Wristband For Those Who Sweat When They Eat
You are a highly skilled eating athlete. And when athletes give 100% they are bound to work up a sweat. Unfortunately, if you sweat when you eat that is probably not a good sign.
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Bottle & Bib Set Rock Baby
Your baby will be the baddest ass on the playground with this baby set. No Wiggle scrap for your baby, skulls and crossbones will harden him to the hard world he has been born into. Also helpful for those men that want to take the baby out but don’t want flowery little baby accessories.
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Astro Mitt
Fantasy can make an otherwise boring job just a little more fun. Instead of slaving over a hot stove for ungrateful family members, picture yourself doing it like a crew member of a space ship. Making yourself a little happier is worth $10 any day, in my book.
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The Best of Fashionably Geek: April 14th-20th 2008
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek products for the week of April 14th—20th 2008:
Software is Like Sex Shirt: It’s better when it’s free.
Natural Redhead Shirt: It makes me want to eat at McDonald’s even less.
Orpheus Wallet: Perfect for struggling guitarists.
Keyboard Baby Bib: Give your kid a head start in the technology field—and ensure a [...]
Texas Hold’em Costume
Double entendres were never better used than for this costume. This is probably the one time that a pair is the best you could be holding.
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70’s Blonde Flick Wig
The days of the Farrah Fawcett hairstyle being the envy of women may be past. But you can get this look without a curling iron or an hour of preparation. The clothing you pair with it defines the image you project. I just keep picturing a German barmaid uniform on her like the server on [...]
Engineering Graph Silk Tie
People will either think that you have an odd choice in patterned ties or they will remember the nightmares they had when taking Calculus as a teenager. It can come in real handy if your ability to sketch out a parabolic function can get you money or women.
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