Sure, It’s a Cat…But Will It Blend?
Any tote bag that features a play on words involving the word “pussy” is ok in my book.
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Paw Prints Ring: Damn Dog Leaves Tracks Everywhere
It is almost impossible to get away from your pet leaving tracks all over your house. The muddier it is outside the more they seem to want to jump on the furniture. So it comes as no surprise they would make a mess of your jewelry as well. It’s a good story for gullible listeners [...]
Old Timey Bike Jumping…To The Extreme!
I would hate to be this dude’s nuts when he lands that jump.
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Dick in a Box T-Shirt Shows You How It’s Done
Remember that famous SNL skit from a few years ago? Just in case you were unclear on how to gift your own penis, this t-shirt will show you the way. Hit the break to check out the original uncensored skit (NSFW).
Bacon Scarf: Nothing Like Pork Apparel
I usually associate bacon with grease splattering me as I cook it. It may be painful but the thought of a nice juicy BLT makes it all worthwhile. Wearing this Bacon Scarf is nothing like that at all. No pain getting it ready and not as much enjoyment once it is ready. Sort of like [...]
iZombie T-Shirt: Even the Dead Love Apple
This shirt is an Apple parody and it has zombies. Either would be worthy of being on your shirt. When even the zombies are into Apple products you know you have missed out on buying the company stock before it skyrockets. But since when do zombies have hair?
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Bobble Babes Hats Bring Evolution to a Screetching Halt
If you are a fan of the classic beer coozies, it is time to show your support for big-chested plastic bimbos with this Bobble Babes camo hat. Also available in black tan and knit cap versions.
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Fake Grass Turf Purse
Spring is just around the corner and it is time for your wardrobe to match. Nothing says spring more than green grass and blossoming flowers. Lucky for you this Fake Grass Turf Purse has both. Time to put away those winter whites and get colorful accessories like these out.
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Hot and Cold Faucet Cufflinks
These cufflinks could be very fitting for some men. May of them do run hot and cold. One minute they are the life of the party and the next they are whining like two year olds. They won’t figure that out, though. So they will just wear them as if they are home repair experts. [...]
NES Controller Velcro Wallet: Now That’s Retro
The old-school NES controller pops up on a lot of products these days, but few fit the retro theme as well as a velcro wallet.
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