The fact that you like pirates does not mean that people seeing you wearing this will associate you with Johnny Depp. Liberace maybe. Who else would wear a huge treasure chest on their finger that shows off a slew of Swarovski crystals when opened?
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This is not the first clear bag I have seen, but it is the first that is made out of lucite. That means that it is a hard case that won’t bend. That is nice if you are carrying breakable items, not so nice if you are trying to squeeze it into the overhead storage area of the plane. Fashion isn’t always convenient, but I am not sure this one is either.
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You may never get the chance to travel to Space, but now you can show off a laptop bag that has made the trip. The ISS Soyuz PowerBook Laptop bag features a piece of the landing parachute from the Soyuz TMA-3 mission to the International Space Station in 2004. Comes with a certificate of authenticity. Also available in a city bag and iPod/PDA/Blackberry case version (pictured after the break).
It takes a secure man to whip out a toast-shaped wallet to pay the dinner bill on a date. Then again, if your wallet costs under $10, chances are dinner will be courtesy of KFC.
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Fans of the Crow movie franchise may recognize the scene and the line “it can’t rain all the time” illustrated on this unique umbrella.
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It appears that the stewardess pictured on this retro picnic travel backpack really despises her job. Either that, or she started the day off with a cup of coffee and a few drops of acid.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek products for the week of April 21st—27th 2008:
Astro Mitt: You may not be an astronaut, but at least you can still cook like one.
Hostess Ding Dong Wristband: For those who sweat when they eat.
The Electronic Slide T-Shirt: If only it was as easy as an iPhone.
Headlights: The guys will definitely see you coming.
7-inch Ballet Pumps: And you thought your shoes were uncomfortable.
The next five products are available after the break…
Hellboy always had what he needed and now you can too. The Hellboy Holster and Belt Set has all the important accessories that made it so useful for him. Beside having a cool buckle it also has all the following props: two ammo pouches, the lanyard attachments and the horseshoe. With all of that I can’t imagine there is any situation that this belt would not make better. That leg strap may make it even better but it may cause those that are well endowed a little discomfort.
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It isn’t often that I am looking for a product to make my hair a neon color that glows on its own. But just in case I do I am glad to know that there is a simple product out there that can handle the task. This Glowing Hair Gel creates its own light. No need to go to a club that has a black light just so you can see the effect. So even if parent’s night at your kids school is when you choose to wear it, you know you will still get the full effect.
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A man has needs—and sometimes that means settling for what’s available. Fortunately, that’s why paper bags exist.
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