Oh My God! Shoes!
If you can’t go shopping without coming home with a few pairs of shoes, this pair of earrings may perfectly capture your feelings. Rather than bore your friends by telling them yet again, these cartoon bubbles can do the talking for you.
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Don’t Drink & Dial Flip-Flops
Deciding to call the old girlfriends after a night of drinking is always a bad idea. The problem is that you aren’t thinking straight at that point. Since the odds are 50/50 that you will end up on the floor, you may as well put any reminders you want down there as well.
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If You Drink, This Shirt is a Must Have
Unless you like random objects shoved up your ass, you need to protect your delicate butthole when you are incapacitated. On the other hand, it may backfire and prompt your friends to violate you.
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CPR Instructions Cuff: Lifesaving Never Looked “So Super Cute”
You never know when you could be thrust into a life or death situation—that is why knowing the ABCs of CPR is so important. Thanks to this cuff, you will always be ready.
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“Bag of Tricks” Messenger Bag
If you want something to show your new company that you are starting your career with more than they could hope for, show up on the first day toting your very own bag of tricks. Everyone wants to work with that person in the office that somehow knows ways to get things done that no [...]
Gator Sandals
Looking an awful lot like Crocs, these kid’s Gator Shoes from Polliwalks will give them a fun look while leaving reptile like tracks in the sand as you walk. Now I won’t say that these seem like a Croc ripoff, but I will say that any upgrade to the look of that type of sandal [...]
The Best of Fashionably Geek: March 17th-23rd 2008
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek products for the week of March 17th—23rd 2008.
Shaved Razor Belt Buckle: That’s right everyone—I keep it smooth…real smooth.
Guinness Pint Hat: Be the Mad Hatter of alcohol.
Tipsy Feet: A backup for women that choose style over comfort.
Brothel Inspector Badge: Now that is a sweet job.
Basketball Shoe Purse: It is [...]
Easter Alien Jr. Hoodie
The Easter Bunny seems to be an elusive character. So are aliens. Would it be a real surprise then to find out there was a connection between the two? This hoodie makes you ponder profound questions like that.
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Basketball Binoculars
Won’t you feel cool when you are sitting in the nosebleed seats at the game but still have a great view because you remembered your Basketball Binoculars. No need to save these just for basketball games, use them whenever you need a better view. Useful and so stylish. Get a pair for all your friends [...]
Stethoscope Necktie
Yeah, that’s right baby, I am a doctor. You can tell by the stethoscope.
Great pickup line and as long as she doesn’t notice that your “stethoscope” is just a tie then you found a great companion for the evening. Probably also the dumbest or drunkest chick out there, but your necktie is still cool.
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