Marijuana Leaf Hologram Sunglasses
With these marijuana leaf hologram sunglasses, everyone will know what is on your mind. Plus, they have 100% UVA and UVB protection—which plays right into your glaucoma excuse. It’s all about protecting the eyes people!
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Petrolcide: Stop Wasting Mother Earth’s Precious Juices
While our reckless use of the Earth’s natural resources is the real focus behind the imagery on this Petrolcide t-shirt, chances are it also represents the feeling many motorists get when they see the price of a gallon these days. Believe me, when automakers come up with an affordable alternative that doesn’t suck balls, we [...]
No Whining Pajama Pants: Take the Hint
The one time you want total peace and quiet is bedtime. Notify anyone who is sharing the bed with you that bedtime is no time to start their whining by wearing these pants. They ought to be able to get the hint.
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Chuckle Buckle: Giving the Ladies Some Help
Finally, a useful novelty belt buckle This one has a magnifying glass and pair of tweezers to assist working with all those small parts. They even pivot outward. The belt is not included in case anyone who receives this as a gift will actually wear it.
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Recycled Street Sign Briefcase: What, No “Speed Hump?”
Products made from recycled goods often look tacky or junky—but this street sign briefcase by artist Tripp Gregson is certainly an exception. The exterior features imagery from lawfully salvaged traffic signs while the interior comes complete with organizer / file pockets and a laptop compartment. If only I could get my hands on one made [...]
Dinosaur Flip Flops Invite Stalking at the Beach
If you would rather not have kids, scientists and hunters trailing you at the beach, it might be a good idea to forget about these Dino Trailin Tracks Flip Flops. Each step results in a dinosaur-like footprint that is sure to invite stalking.
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Dressy Casual Hoodie
If the fancy restaurant won’t let you in even though your hoodie has a tie on it, then that place is obviously too fancy for their own good. Of course if the hoodie is not zipped up it will look kind of goofy, so just check the weather to be sure it is going [...]
Keyboard Belt
This vinyl and leather Keyboard Belt will let others know that not only are you a musician, your fashion taste leaves a little something to be desired. And you may always get an offer from those that want to tickle the ivories.
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Nintendo Family Tree T-Shirt
Hmmm. Looks like there is a little inbreeding going on here. Apparently Nintendo consoles like to keep it in the family.
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Squirrelly Lint Brush Makes No Sense (Wait, Its From Japan)
Put a little woodland creature to work with this squirrelly lint brush. Just grab hold of his tail and start rolling. Sure it is degrading for the squirrel, but it beats gathering nuts all day. Additional image after the break.
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