If you think geeks are the pinnacle of evolution, “The Evolution of Man” is the shirt for you. If you feel that computers are turning us into hunchback freaks, the De-Evolution shirt pictured above may be more your speed.
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From the monthly archives:
March 2008
The popularity of Wii bowling has prompted Brunswick, well known purveyor of all things involving heavy balls, to design a bowling bag for the Wii console. The bag features padded compartments that can comfortably tote the console, cords, sensor bar, wiimote, nunchuck, and games. Now all you need is a mullet and one of those bowling gloves to complete the look.
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A great Monty Python picture on the front, typical Monty Python humor on the back. They saying may be amusing on a shirt, on the boxers it is just a little bit scary. A fun gift for any Monty Python fan. Even better for someone who is just a little bit too serious.
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All those buttons on Guitar Hero just a little too much for you? Maybe Cowbell Hero would be more your speed. Being able to play it with one hand and with no dexterity needed this could be right up your alley. Now you are not only a gaming geek, you are an uncoordinated one. But of course Christopher Walken will tell you that every song could use a little more cowbell.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek products for the week of March 24th—30th 2008:
CPR Instructions Cuff: Lifesaving never looked so “super cute.”
Pass Out Plea T-Shirt: If you drink, this t-shirt is a must have.
Don’t Drink and Dial Flip-Flops: Listen to your footwear!
Squirrelly Lint Brush Makes No Sense: Wait, it is from Japan.
Nintendo Family Tree T-Shirt: Looks like there is a little inbreeding going on here.
The next five products are available after the break…
If you want a watch that does a little bit more than just tell time, maybe this one will appeal to you. With it’s built in turntable and LCD graphics you can use it’s DJ game function or DJ mix mode. Scratch to the beats and the graphics change as well. When you are tired of the scratching, you still have a watch with an alarm and day/date function so it isn’t totally useless.
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A fun little gag gift. Calling a bra a “Hammock for Two” is not incorrect, just not what you would expect. A particularly fine gift for an older relative who is either very proper or very easily embarrassed.
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A cute way to dress up that otherwise boring jacket. Put them on your kids clothes, they will love the interesting little guys.
These are blind boxed, so when you order one you have no idea exactly which one you get. This is not the first time I have heard of such a practice, but I still find it very odd.
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This is pretty simple, the picture should give you a good idea. You have a t-shirt of a tie fighter, which is cool enough on its own. But this Tie Fighter is made entirely of ASCII characters. And you thought your eyes were just going bad.
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We use smileys every day, why shouldn’t we celebrate them on a tie? Maybe because a something that large has a number of emotions all at one time. You are used to sending someone what you think at a particular moment, but letting them know you are partial to a chat experience will let them know that you are on the right side of technology.
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