Guitar Hero Shirt: Become One With Your Guitar
I know how addictive Guitar Hero can be—so it is perfectly understandable how you might want to take a guitar wherever you go.
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Bigfoot vs. Abe Lincoln: Little Known Historical Fact
Who knew that Lincoln bareknuckle boxed with mythical woodland creatures? Once again, t-shirts teach us something that those fancy history books can not.
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Pigs in a Blanket Costume
Halloween may not be right around the corner, but it is never too early to look at a hilarious costume you could get for the next one. An amusing costume as well as a mini IQ test. If they can’t figure out that you are dressed up a Pigs in a Blanket then you probably [...]
Fake Hickey Tattoos
You have all your finest clothes on to go out on Friday night, but there may be one thing you are missing. No self respecting person goes out hunting for a conquest without proof of a previous one. You can prove that someone found you attractive by wearing this fake hickey. A lot more [...]
Slippery When Wet Belt Buckle For Promiscuous Women, Bon Jovi Lovers
I’m assuming that this belt buckle is made for women given the phrase “slippery when wet.” However, let’s just hope that there aren’t any ladies out there that mistakingly buy this buckle as a tribute to Bon Jovi’s 1986 album.
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Hello, My Name is Inigo Montoya
Ask any geek what their favorite movies are, and chances are The Princess Bride ranks high on the list—and with good reason. That movie friggin’ rules. And so does this shirt. The tag echos the famous lines: “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die.”
Product Page ($16.99—$18.99 via UberReview)
Inflatable Beach Ball Bikini Top
How much simpler could it get? With this Inflatable Beach Ball Bikini Top you get something colorful to wear at the beach as well as a breast enlarger that can be changed any time you like. If you don’t want to blow it up yourself I am sure you will find a volunteer to help [...]
Mat Walk Bathroom Mat
Don’t just kick that bath mat around trying to keep your feet warm. These towels have built in slippers that will allow you to walk around with that bath mat comfortably and maybe do a little cleaning of the bathroom floor as well.
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Flip Flops Encourage You to Drink Beer
Yesterday we brought you some winter attire that will inform the world of your blossoming alcoholism, and today we bring you a pair of flip flops that will only encourage you on your path to self destruction. Perfect for spring breakers who need a little reminder now and then about why they are there.
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Stormtrooper Cufflinks for Formal Occasions
Weddings and other formal social gatherings often mean that you will have to retire the Han Job t-shirt and shorts for more formal attire. However, geeks can still stay true to themselves while wearing a suit and tie so long as they have a pair of these Stormtrooper Cufflinks.
Product Page ($19.99—currently sold out via GeekAlerts)
